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“Mi no ke independensia, pasó mi no ke pèrdè mi pasport Hulandes.”—idiotes!

Pasport Hulandes

Manera un hende toka e tema di independensia, bo ta tende hende sali grita ku nan no ke pèrdè nan pasport Hulandes.

E tema aki semper ta trese diskushonnan kuné, kaminda lo bo tende yen argumento pro i kontra. E argumentonan pro i kontra sa ta basta fuerte. Pero fo’i momentu bo uza ‘pasport’ komo argumento pa Kòrsou keda den reino Hulandes, bo ta pèrdè kualke diskushon ‘by default’, pasó esei t’e argumento di mas fofo ku bo por uza, i pa kolmo e ta egoista. Mi ta bai splika dikon.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

5G: kon peligroso e ta, i kon preokupá nos mester ta?

Prome mi kuminsá papia e impakto ku 5G tin riba salú di hende, laga mi kuminsá na duna bo un analogía:

“E motibu di e ‘lockdowns’ rònt mundu tin un nòmber: “Jhonny Cake”. Den Johnny Cake tin un ingrediente ku yama “salu”. Salu ta konsistí di un elemento ku yama ‘sodium chloride”, i e elemento aki ta kousa retenshon di ‘vocht’ i preshon haltu. Manera bo kome un Johnny Cake, bo ta bin sufri di problema ku nir i kurason, i hopi hende lo bai fayesé. Na China hopi hende ta kana dal abou den kaya despues di a kome un Johnny Cake. Gobièrnunan ta poniendo ‘lockdowns’ spesial pa nan haña chèns di yena supermerkado i tokonan ku Johnny Cake kla trahá kaba pa hende por kumpra. Di e forma aki hopi hende lo bira malu, i botikanan lo por bende un vakuna ku yama JC2020. For di plaka di benta, nan ta duna gobièrnu un ko’ afó. Shonnan lanta for di soño. Avisá bo ser kerínan pa nan niun no kome Johnny Cake mas!”

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kòrsou ta nada mas ku den alerta, pa vírus nobo konosí komo Coronavirus?

Un vírus nobo, konosí te aworakí komo 2019-nCOV, a keda konfirmá di ta un tipo di Coronavirus ku nunka ántes a keda detektá den ser humano. Den pasado mundu a konosé Coronavirus kaba den ser humano, un di nan konosí komo Sars (severe acute respiratory síndrome). E vírus aki a kousa kasi 800 morto den añanan 2000. E mesun tipo di vírus aki tabata asosiá ku e epidemia di MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) ku a plama den medio oriente, i a kousa alrededor di 850 morto.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘Hoy se bebe!’

Ayera nochi, bo sa kiko mi a bebe? Djus! Ora mi ta den un evento sosial (si mi bai),  bo sa kiko mi ta bebe? Djus tambe. Karnaval, Pasku, aña nobo, i tur sobra momento, mi sa keda bebe djus. Pero awe mi ta bai hasi un eksepshon. Awe mi ke lubida doló i tristesa, pesei awe sí—aparte di hopi awa— lo mi bai bebe djus tambe. Mi no tin bergwensa di bisa ku mi no sa bebe alkohòl—nunka. Pero mi sa mi ta diferente na hopi otro hende, ku pa deseo di pertenesé na e grupo mas grandi, ku orguyo lo bisa ku nan si ta bebe—bebe te bira fuma!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Awor mi tin problema ku Gobièrnu, Polis i tambe Ministerio Públiko.

Promé ku tur kos, mi ke bisa ku mi tin mas miedu di Bankonan, Gobièrnu, Polis i Ministerio Públiko, ku mi tin miedu di un atrakadó. Ami por suerte, te ainda mi no a yega di wòrdu atraká nunka. Te ainda, nunka un kriminal a yega di kita algu di sumo balor fo’i (‘afkloppen’). Lamentablemente mi no por bisa meskos di banko, gobièrnu, polis ni Ministerio Públiko.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Here is why your friend’s travel pictures irritate you!

Let’s be honest, we know how people want us to feel happy for their success, and most of us genuinely do. But we also can’t help to feel a little envy or jealousy too, especially when we think that everybody else around us is doing better than us. The reason we feel this is because aside from enjoying deep social connections with our peers, we are quite socially competitive too. We like to know how we are doing in life compared to others and if you are honest you will accept that we like to show off to some extent too. When we see others “showing off”, when we have nothing to brag about, we feel a little bit envious!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Rekobrá plaka ku bo a pèrdè hungando “e flor” den kuater stap simpel.

 Último dianan aki tur hende ta papia di e flor. Hendenan ku bo tin ratu sin tende di nan tabata tuma kontakto ku bo ta pidi bo pa drenta nan flor. En prinsipio yen bia mi a kere ku ta kue nan ke mi kue nan. Pues ami tabata bisa nan ku mas ku klaro lo mi ke drenta nan flor, i nan tabata bisa mi ku 180 florin mi mester i mi por drenta nan flor. Ami tabata pensa ku e dil ei no ta asina malu, pasó aworakí kualke trago-meisje di kalidat ta kobra 300 florin i ainda bo tin ku paga ko’i bebe i hotèl. Pues 180 florin no ta malu. Ta ora ku mi bai hiba e 180 florin i kuminsá kita paña pa mi drenta e flor ku tur hende ta papia di dje, nan ta keda wak mi straño, pasó no ta esei nan ke men.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ku un amigu manera MCB, mi no mester di enemigu!

Hopi hende ta kategorisá kosnan ku mi skibi riba mi página komo ‘fake’. En realidat no ta asina. De bes en kuando, mi sa haña ideanan pa krea un historia rondó di akontesimentunan ku a sosodé den komunidat òf ku mi persona. E ideanan aki ta kai mas bien bou di sátira. Ta ideanan ku mayoria bia ta basá riba algu ku a sosodé di bèrdat, i sea mi a pone algu aserka pa eksager’é òf pa dòrn’é ku un tiki ‘dark humor’. Ta ami su stail. Bo no mester gusta ni aprobá esei.

Sátira pa esnan ku no sa, ta e uzo di humor, ironia òf eksagerashon pa ekspresá un pensamentu. Tin hende ta hasié pa ridikulisá òf krítika un persona òf instansia. Partikularmente polítikonan ta resultá víktima di sátira pa motibu di nan komportashon hipókrita.     

Na Kòrsou aki, ta parse mi ku nos no konosé esaki, i pa motibu di flohera i ignoransia, hopi hende ta sea tuma e sátira komo e realidat, òf (pa nan ta ‘safe’) nan ta kere ku tur kos ku mi skibi ta falsu, pa motibu ku pa nan, e ta difísil pa diferenshá kiko ta real for di kiko no. Esaki ta algu ku ami lo tin ku bai kambia, pa evita konfushon.

Loke mi ta bai skibi aki, mi por bisa bo ku e no ta kai bou di ni ‘fake news’ ni sátiro. Mi ta bai konta presis loke a sosodé, na e manera ku ami a eksperensi’é.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Four questions that will help you find your purpose in life!

My psychologist once told me the reason most people come in for therapy is that they don’t know what the fuck they want. (He said “fuck”, not me.) That might be true because living life without a purpose might make you feel kind of blue, therefore feeling pretty unhappy. Luckily for you, there is something that can help.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

This is how Chinese men are the simple solution to our “lack of men” problem!

The world’s population has been over seven billion people for seven years already, which according to many people—and I 100% agree with them— is more than what the planet can sustain. China alone is putting a lot more pressure on that. China’s population is at almost 1.5 billion people. This overpopulation caused them to apply a ‘one child per family’ policy which was introduced in 1979. Families who fail to comply with this rule would face huge fines and have to undergo abortions. Sterilization was also forced on the Chinese people.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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