Bo no a mira tur kos ainda: awor bo por ‘sèks’ ku defuntu i traha kolonia di nan aroma!

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Morto ta algu inevitabel ku ta separá nos for di nos ser nan kerí. Morto mayoria bia ta kousa tristesa, yoramentu, depreshon etc, te ku algun hende ta krema kurpa di nan defuntu i ward’é den kas. Algun hende ta asta drumi brasá ku e pochi ku ta kontené shinishi di nan defuntu.

Awor un diseñadó Hulandes Mark Sturkenboom, a haña ku lo ta bon idea pa traha un dildo di glas, kual ta hasi posibel ku bo por warda shinishi di bo ser kerí den dje. Anto mas ku klaro si bo ta deseá, bo por hink’é den kualke buraku ku ta duna bo plaser.

ash dildo 2E dildo ta bin den un kaha masha bunita ku un kos pa saka aroma den kual bo por hinka e kolonia faborito di e defuntu, ku lo ta pone bo kòrda mas riba dje. E tin un lachi kaminda bo por warda kualke artíkulo chikí, òf kisas ‘babywipes’, pa ora bo kaba, bo limpia bo man, i tambe tin un kaminda pa bo pone bo i-phone i skucha muzik miéntras bo ta “sèks” ku bo defuntu.

Komo sifuera ku esaki no ta sufisiente un bendedó di seguro franses Katia Apalategui, a bai buska algun sientífiko pa yud’é ku un idea briante ku e tin. Dia Katia su tata a muri, Katia su mama tabata drumi ku kusinchi di e tata brasá pa e keda sinti su aroma. Esaki a pone Katia bai buska algun sientífiko ku lo por traha un kolonia abase di e aroma di e tata.

ash perfumeE sientífikonan lo tin ku bai saka e aroma for di pañanan ku e defuntu un ten a bisti. Katia a disidí ku esaki lo bira su negoshi nobo. E kolonia lo bai kosta alrededor di 600 dòler.

Awó si mi defuntu no tabata hole masha agradabel awó? Lo mi tin un kolonia di 600 dòler ku ta hole piska morto?

Fuente: Someecards, Buzzfeed

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