Hink'é Aden!
Niun Pátaka!
Kibra Hacha
Awa, Habon ku Past'i Djente
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First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.
Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)
Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.
Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:
Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.
The world’s population has been over seven billion people for seven years already, which according to many people—and I 100% agree with them— is more than what the planet can sustain. China alone is putting a lot more pressure on that. China’s population is at almost 1.5 billion people. This overpopulation caused them to apply a ‘one child per family’ policy which was introduced in 1979. Families who fail to comply with this rule would face huge fines and have to undergo abortions. Sterilization was also forced on the Chinese people.
Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.
Pa di promé, e nòmber di e artikulo aki di ningun forma ta representá e bèrdat ni mi opinion riba e pueblo yu’i Kòrsou. Di ningun forma mi ke insinuá ku niun hende ku ta yu’i Kòrsou, ta yu di p*ta. Apsolutamente ku nò. Nan ta pió ku esei. Nan ta mama di tur p*ta. Un yu di un p*ta ta un hende inosente. E no por yuda ku su mama tabata p*ta. Yunan di Kòrsou si no. Nan ta hendenan egoista ku ta solamente wak pa nan mes.
Djamars último durante ‘ladies night’, Campo Alegre a tene pa di promé bia un ‘squirt show’ pa tur hende mira. Ora mi a mira e propaganda riba página di Campo Alegre mi di ku esaki sigur ta algu ku mi tin ku bai wak. Mi a hink’é mesora den mi agènda pa mi kòrda bai wak.
You know, I had no idea I was subscribed to so many websites. I’ve come to realize this when I was continuously receiving e-mails about a so called ‘Privacy Policy and Data Protection update’. For the past few days many companies have been telling me that they have updated their privacy policies. That’s because the European Union recently passed a new law about privacy and data protection that affects all companies operating in the European Zone. It’s called the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation, effective as of May 25, 2018), which contains significant changes in data protection regulation in the European Union (EU) and European Economic Area (EEA), and it replaces the former legal framework Data Protective Directive. This is not the confession, but here it comes.
It became such a heated debate on Internet, Television, Radio shows, and pretty much all other media channels. It seemed to me like another “what color is the dress?” viral thingie. When I heard the clip I clearly heard what the voice said, but many people heard something completely different which led me to believe that many people have a hearing problem.
So what is the voice really saying?
Actor Jay Aubrey Jones told the NBC in an interview that he barely recognized his own voice in the recording. “I’m completely and utterly floored by this, I’m really amused…every so often I’m laughing”, he said.
Listen to the clip one more time before we reveal the truth…listen to it carefully:
What Jones actually said was—hold tight, for you’re not going to believe this—‘Hink’é aden’, which is my latest book that’s coming out this Sunday May 27th. For only 50 bucks you can get yours. Just come by at Hotel Trupial Inn between 2 and 5 PM and I’ll give you the best humor book ever written!
I know, I was just as shocked by you to realize that my book’s name has been going around all over the internet for the past few days. I just realized that I’m famous. I am so going to be a millionaire. After I cash in all my money I’m going to buy a big house on a deserted island far away from everyone, four sport cars and helicopter.
Okay, let me come back to earth…..555
What the actor Jay Aubrey said during the clip, and Jones confirmed this during the interview, was the word “Laurel”. He explained that the clip was from a 10 year old recording for Vocabulary.com which is a website to help students in learning new words. I don’t know why they should learn the word “Laurel”, or who the hell is Laurel, but that’s how it is.
Image: NBC New York
Experts explain that people may hear two different words due to the frequency of the sound which is captured differently by our brains. Even President of the United States was caught up in this debate. What a way to waste presidential time, isn’t it. I wonder if he would grab Laurel by the pussy too if he knew her. Hmmm
Anyway, there you have it. Those who were convinced that the word was Yannie, y’all should change your brain frequency. It’s capturing the wrong signals. LOL
But hey, ‘Hink’é aden’ (Put it in) is still pretty close to Laurel too, so…yeah. I’m going with ‘HInk’é aden.’
Source: Mirror
Meskos ku na Kòrsou, hopi hende na Venezuela lo ta kere ku keda sin bai vota lo yuda trese kambio. Esei ta loke a sosodé ayera na Venezuela. Un kantidat grandi di persona a keda sin bai vota, kual a pone ku Nicolas Maduro a gana, derotando su oponentenan ku un porsentahe di diferensha di voto di mas haltu ku nunka un otro presidente a yega di gana. (Segun Maduro, nò ku e sifranan mes ta masha haltu.)
Dos aña pasá mi a pidi Aymar p’e lesa mi buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ p’e duna mi su opinion honesto riba kontenido di e buki. E di ku mi ku e ta purba les’é, pero ku e no gusta lesa buki. Mi a bis’é ku no ta nada i p’e djis hasi su bèst.
El a bai kas bai lesa e buki i den dos dia e ta puntra mi si mi tin mas. Mi a bis’é nò, i ku ta tuma mi mas ku un aña pa skibi un buki. No ta mané galiña ku ta pone webu tur dia mi ta saka buki. E di ku mi ku nunka el a hari asina tantu lesando un buki, anto e ke mas pa lesa. Mi a bis’é no tin.
Siguiente siman e ta ‘app’ mi puntra mi atrobe si tin mas buki. Mi a rabia i blòk e. E ponementu di preshon ei, ami no por kuné.
Djadumingu último e organisashon I.B.F.F. tabata tin su evento ‘Gala of Beauty’ titulá “Andale, Andale Mexico” na Curaçao Renaissance Hotel.
Mi a keda invitá pa presensiá e evento aki, kual mi tabata tin espektativanan haltu p’e, komo mi sa ku e persona na kabes, esta Aubrey America, su eventonan ta di alto nivel. Mi ta suponé ku e sa ku mi ta un persona sumamente opservativo i krítiko, pues mi ta kere ku e sa ku si ami presensiá e evento aki, lo mi bai kas despues i skibi un relato krítiko riba tur e kosnan ku mi a opservá. Prinsipalmente kosnan ku a shòk mi, mi no por keda ketu riba nan. A ni maske e paga mi, mi no ta keda ketu riba nan.
Si bo ta lesando e teksto aki, pabien. Bo ta un di e tiki personanan ku ta habri un ‘link’ pa lesa loke tin skibí. Mayoria hende no ta hasié, i tin di nan ta asta duna komentario sin lesa nada. Nan ta lesa solamente e titulo, i kuminsá bati boka (òf dede).
