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Tag Archives: Niun Pátaka

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

August 12, 2018   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 7 minutes

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

July 29, 2018   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 5 minutes

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

July 01, 2018   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 4 minutes

Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Hende hòmber por tin speshi pa buki asina?

May 20, 2018   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 4 minutes

Dos aña pasá mi a pidi Aymar p’e lesa mi buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ p’e duna mi su opinion honesto riba kontenido di e buki. E di ku mi ku e ta purba les’é, pero ku e no gusta lesa buki. Mi a bis’é ku no ta nada i p’e djis hasi su bèst.

El a bai kas bai lesa e buki i den dos dia e ta puntra mi si mi tin mas. Mi a bis’é nò, i ku ta tuma mi mas ku un aña pa skibi un buki. No ta mané galiña ku ta pone webu tur dia mi ta saka buki. E di ku mi ku nunka el a hari asina tantu lesando un buki, anto e ke mas pa lesa. Mi a bis’é no tin.

Siguiente siman e ta ‘app’ mi puntra mi atrobe si tin mas buki. Mi a rabia i blòk e. E ponementu di preshon ei, ami no por kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Ta sumamente importante pa bo sa ku…..

May 07, 2018   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 4 minutes

 Mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’ ta riba laman na kaminda pa Kòrsou. Esaki lo bira mi di kuater buki na Papiamentu ku mi a skibi i publiká kompletamente riba mi mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Si bo ta hasi e kosnan aki, bo tin miedu di ekspresá bo emoshonnan!

March 05, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 11 minutes

 M’a yeg’i tende un hende bisa un bia “Hende muhé ku pasa den hopi doló despues ta haña kurason di heru.” Esaki tabata despues ku algun hòmber tabata diskutí tokante asuntunan di relashon, kòrtament’i orea, hòmber ku ta faya ku muhé èts. Kiko abo ta pensa? Hende ku pasa den doló, enrealidat ta bira fuerte? Òf nan ke laga bo kere ku nan ta fuerte?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Lo NO bai tin Karnaval 2018!

February 27, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 6 minutes

 E aña aki lo por bira e último aña ku pueblo di Kòrsou lo tin un Karnaval. Esaki no ta un desishon tumá, sino algu ku lo por pasa dado kaso Kòrsou vota pa un partido polítiko serio, diferente, ku lo sòru di goberná Kòrsou manera mester ta, sin hungament’i polítika, sin kangament’i saya, sin tin hendenan sospechoso i korupto riba lista i sin parlamentarionan ku ta kana parti wanta den Parlamento. Esaki t’e moveshon polítiko ku ami lo ke lanta. Anto mi ta bai splika bo dikon mi ta kere esaki te mihó partido pa Kòrsou, pero ku lo tin su preis!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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E bèrdat di ‘InselAir’ (Ami si no ta keda ketu!)

February 19, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Si tin un kompania di aviashon ku ta hopi den notisia awendia ta InselAir. Hopi hende ta reklamá nan pa motibu di tur e retraso i kanselashonnan ku tin, pero mas ainda e echo ku e kompania no ta informá e pasaheronan di kiko ta pasando. Nan ta keda kambia orario i kanselá buelonan sin bisa bo nada. Hende ta yega èrpòrt pa subi avion 8or di mainta, i ta haña nan ta keda èrpòrt te 11or di anochi sin por subi avion, pa despues tende ku nan tin ku bin e siguiente dia, pasó e buelo a keda kanselá. Aparte di esaki e avionnan ta den hopi mal estado, tin ku ta di ‘ground’ i ku no por bula. Manera m’a komprondé ta chatara InselAir ta kumpra na ‘sloperij’, pasa nan un man di fèrf, spùit un tiki ‘air-freshner’ den e kabina, i kuminsá uza pa transportá pasahero. Avion ta keda sakudí den laira, bòltu tur kos den bo stoma.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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I’m fine, really!

February 12, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 2 minutes

 Many people are emotionally baffled, wounded, vulnerable and protective. We feel many things we don’t understand, and we fear our emotions since they are very hard to control. We are also afraid to learn more about what we feel, why we feel it and how to control it, because to do it you will have to realize, accept and work on things that might be painful and uncomfortable. That includes talking to someone about your truest feelings. Since this is so hard, this is what we do instead:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Siña algun kos interesante di e órgano seksual femenino!

January 29, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Mi a baha man n’e tipo di artíkulonan aki, debí ku tin hopi hende ku falta di atenshon òf frustrashon seksual, ku ta sinti nan atraé solamente n’e tópikonan seksual ku mi skibi i publiká, i e sobrá artíkulonan nan no ta lesa. Esei ta pone ku nan ta krea e persepshon ku CuckooPress ta un página ku mayoria di su kontenido ta unu seksual, siendo ku esei no ta bèrdat, anto mi no gusta e persepshon robes ei tampoko. Mi ta skibi di tur kos un poko, for di artíkulonan ku tin di haber ku klima, naturalesa, eventonan mundial edukashonal i esaki ta ekstendé bai te na artíkulonan edukativo seksual. Si abo ta lesa esnan seksual so, esei ta bisa mas di bo, ku e ta bisa di mi. Por fabor, no bin krea persepshon robes di mi página i mi persona pa motibu ku bo nesesidat ta solamente krea interes den tópikonan seksual pa bo lesa i krea plaser pa baha kualke frustrashon seksual ku bo tin. No benta e ko’i riba mi…..

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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No tin hòmber ni muhé na tinu mas pa sali kuné?

January 22, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 7 minutes

Un bia un dama a yeg’i bisa mi ku e ‘Dating Experience’ na Kòrsou awendia ta hodidu. Segun e ta bisa, no tin hende hòmber na drechi pa sali kuné. No den sentido ku no tin hende hòmber na Kòrsou, pero den sentido ku e hende hòmbernan su komportashon ta laga hopi di deseá i ku nan ta papia asina tantu disparate, ku nan no ta lanta interes den e muhé pa sali ku nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Si bo a yega na e puntonan aki, ta ora pa bo tèrminá bo relashon!

January 15, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Algu ku lo mester ta opvio pero ta kos ku hopi hende tin problema kuné, esta tèrminá un relashon ku ya no ta funshoná! Tin hende, manera e relashon no ta bai manera nan ke, nan ta manda bo den bo tobo, pero otro hende ta keda lucha, bringa, sofoká nan kurpa, purba drecha kos aña aden aña afó i ta ninga di tèrminá e relashon maske kon malu e kosnan ta kana den e relashon i nan bida.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Sòri despensa, ami si stima un redu, anto laga mi splika bo dikon!

January 01, 2017   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Promé ku mi trata un tema asina pika i kayente manera REDU, laga mi kuminsá na deseá hende un felis aña 2017 i ku mi ta spera e aña aki si bo logra kumpli ku tur bo deseo nan. (Mi no sa bisa hende ni Bon Pasku ni Bon aña, pero m’a hasié pa mi no tende ku mi tin mal moda!)

Mi ta spera bo sa ku bo por sinta na rant di kama i hasi kuantu orashon ku bo ke, pero si bo no lanta bo atras i move bo yangadó pa logra bo meta nan, pa aña 2018 lo bo ta sintá ku e mesun deseonan atrobe. Mi ta spera tambe ku pa aña 2017 nos por dediká mas tempu na redu i bòmbòshi (kual ta kos ku nos gusta tòg…..atmiti gewoon) i sigui ignorá kosnan ku realmente tin importansha pa nos bida.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Esaki ta loke bo telefòn ta bisa di bo personalidat!

December 25, 2016   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 5 minutes

 Manera bo sa kaba, mi gusta hasi hende tur tipo di pregunta ku lo ta bisa algu di nan personalidat. Riba mi Facebook mi ta hasié regular, pero no ta tur hende ta kontesta tur mi preguntanan. Algun di nan, nan ta konsiderá “kosnan personal” i otronan nan ta konsiderá “kosnan muchu kompliká.” Mi a yeg’i hasi un pregunta un bia, i risibí vários kontesta ku tabata bisa “E kos ei no ta kai bou’i bo”. Preguntanan ku sa risibí kontesta asina ta algu manera “Ki dia tabata último bia ku bo a eksperensia un bon orgasmo?” Ku nan rason, e kos ei no ta kai bou’i mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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Unda e bon hòmbernan na Kòrsou ta anto?

December 11, 2016   Lionel Spratt
Reading Time: 8 minutes

 Esaki ta un pregunta ku kada bes mi ta tende hende muhé hasi. Si mi bai nan tras, mi ta haña e impreshon ku no tin bon hòmber mas na Kòrsou. Pero esaki ta bèrdat? Esaki ta kuadra? Òf kisas e muhé ta kore ku tur e bon hòmbernan pasó nan wowo ta mas habrí p’e mal hòmbernan?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]
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