Tag Archives: Kuenta kòrtiku

Pa bisa bo frankamente, yu’i Kòrsou ta yu’i p*ta!

Reading Time: 8 minutes

Pa di promé, e nòmber di e artikulo aki di ningun forma ta representá e bèrdat ni mi opinion riba e pueblo yu’i Kòrsou. Di ningun forma mi ke insinuá ku niun hende ku ta yu’i Kòrsou, ta yu di p*ta. Apsolutamente ku nò. Nan ta pió ku esei. Nan ta mama di tur p*ta. Un yu di un p*ta ta un hende inosente. E no por yuda ku su mama tabata p*ta. Yunan di Kòrsou si no. Nan ta hendenan egoista ku ta solamente wak pa nan mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Asin’aki muhénan venezolano ta logra tuma hòmber hasi!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

 Nan ta bisa ku debí na e situashon prekario na nan pais, nos mester trata e venezolanonan bon. Ami a bai purba hasi bon ku nan, pero mira loke a pasa mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Loke a pasa mi ‘atrobe’ na Veeris Resort (Chino)!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Tabata un momentu hopi tristu pa hinter Kòrsou na momentu ku MEO i BAB a sera Veeris Resort. Manera bosnan sa kaba, na momentunan ei, ami tabata den Veeris Resort, i nan a saka mi pafó ku kondon bisti, ku mi pañanan den mi man, sin ku mi por a logra dòp e kos aden.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Bien bèrdè Kòrsou no ta bai dilanti…..hopi rabiá mi ta!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Ayera, riba un djabièrnè fin di luna, koriendo den tráfiko di Kòrsou mi a topa mi ku kòntròl di polis. Mi no ke niun hende komprondé mi malu; ami mas ku tur hende ta sostené tur ehersisio ku kuerpo polisial hasi pa yuda hasi nos pais mas sigur pa nos tur biba ariba. Pero mi ke men, tin kos ku simplemente no por.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Awor si mi ta kla ku muhénan ku kos falsu na nan kurpa.

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Un muhé ku yen kos falsu na su kurpa a her’i kibra mi bida i te asta mata mi. Bo ke sa kiko a pasa? Laga mi konta bo!

Komo un hende hòmber komun i koriente mi a bai sali ku un yùfrou ku segun ami tabata ‘all natural’. Loga e no tabata tin nada ‘natural’ riba su kurpa. Pa di promé, e tabata tin un peluka straño bistí. E kos a keda manera tènt Wigwam riba su kabes. Masha fastioso.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Mi promé eksperensha den un misa!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

(Atvertensha: si bo ta religiosamente sensibel, por fabor no lesa e historia aki. Kòrda mi a atvertí! No lesa kaba bin reklamá!)

Esnan ku ta sigui CuckooPress regularmente por a nota un par’i dia ku mi tabata ousente. Esei tabata debí na algun problemanan personal, emoshonal, sosial, finansiero, familiar i sikológiko ku mi tabata konfrontando.

Esei a pone ku mi a papia ku algun hende ku a konsehá mi bai misa djadumingu i pidi pa iluminashon djariba. Pues esei mi a hasi. Mi mester bisa si ku nunka mi no a yeg’i bai misa, pues e eksperensha di ayera tabata kompletamente nobo p’ami.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘I don’t need sex. Aqualectra F*CKS me every day!’

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Ora mi ta skibi sierto kosnan riba Internèt, mi ta hasié ku masha koutela pa mi no haña mi ku kaso den korte pa manchamentu di nòmber di hende òf kompania. Pero ku loke mi ta bai publiká aki si ta nèt un kaso den korte mi ke.

Mi a kaba di skibi riba mi muraya di Facebook: “I don’t need sex. Aqualectra F*CKS me every day!”

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Di e forma aki mi a pèrdè mi último trabou!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

E hendenan ku konosé mi sa ku mi ta un èks-polis ku tabata traha mi trabou serio i trata tur hende ku rèspèt. Mi a traha sinku aña komo polis promé ku mi a pèrdè mi trabou pa un simpel ko’i kèns!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Telefon Mar*ku ‘for sale’…..preis di ganga!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Mi ta bende mi Nokia E7, pa motibu ku e telefon aki ta masha mar*ku!

E telefon su bateria a baha i mi a pone karga. Na momentu ku mi a hinka e kargadó aden, e lus ku normalmente tin ku sende pa indiká ku e ta kargando tabata keda ‘flash’. Mi a lag’é un ratu aden pa wak si e ta stòp di ‘flash’, pero despues di un ratu e ta paga, i e telefon no ta karga.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kon pa responsabilisá gastunan di un investigadó privá?

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Mi ta un hòmber ku ta atmití ku mi no ta perfekto. Mi tin mi inseguridatnan. Un bia un èks frei di mi a kòrta mi orea ku mi mió amigu, i awor mi tin miedu ku tur muhé lo kòrta mi orea.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo no por ku bientu no subi riba motosaikel!

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Ta konosí ku korementu riba motosaikel ta algu masha eksitante i plasentero. Hopi hende muhé gusta hòmber ku ta kore motosaikel. Pa nan, un hòmber riba motosaikel ta un hòmber tòf ku no tin miedu di nada i mas ku klaro komo koredó di motosaikel, bo ta probecha!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Problema ku muhé paranoya ku bon tete.

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Masha dia mi tin un muhé riba mi ta keda insistí pa mi drenta relashon kuné. Dor ku e muhé aki ta masha paranoya mes, mané hende ku falta di atenshon, mi a bis’é bon kla ku ami no tin tempu ni kabes pa muhé aworakí.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Nan kier a ‘gangbang’ mi!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Normalmente mi sa konta historianan fiktisio, pero esaki si ta “true story”.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ántes i awor…..krónika di un hòmber imperfekto!

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Eksperensha di bida t’e úniko kos ku por kambia un hòmber. Un hòmber tin ku kometé fayonan den su bida pa asina e madurá i bira un hòmber imperfekto pero hopi mas responsabel. Ami a kambia hopi, ántes mi no tabata e persona ku mi ta awe:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Mi mester a atendé ku mi kasá di forma serio i severo!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Ayera mi tabata chat ku mi kasá riba whatsapp i komo un hòmber kayente, mayoria bia e kombersashon ta bai kaba na sèks. Segun mi kasá a duna di konosé, e kombersashon ku mi tabata tin kuné a pone muha. El a indiká esei dor di un mensahe ku tabata bisa ku e tin un kos ku ta rima ku keshi. Ami komo su legítimo esposo mas ku klaro mester a tuma medida.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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