Tag Archives: Kibra Hacha

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Hende hòmber por tin speshi pa buki asina?

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Dos aña pasá mi a pidi Aymar p’e lesa mi buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ p’e duna mi su opinion honesto riba kontenido di e buki. E di ku mi ku e ta purba les’é, pero ku e no gusta lesa buki. Mi a bis’é ku no ta nada i p’e djis hasi su bèst.

El a bai kas bai lesa e buki i den dos dia e ta puntra mi si mi tin mas. Mi a bis’é nò, i ku ta tuma mi mas ku un aña pa skibi un buki. No ta mané galiña ku ta pone webu tur dia mi ta saka buki. E di ku mi ku nunka el a hari asina tantu lesando un buki, anto e ke mas pa lesa. Mi a bis’é no tin.

Siguiente siman e ta ‘app’ mi puntra mi atrobe si tin mas buki. Mi a rabia i blòk e. E ponementu di preshon ei, ami no por kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ta sumamente importante pa bo sa ku…..

Reading Time: 4 minutes

 Mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’ ta riba laman na kaminda pa Kòrsou. Esaki lo bira mi di kuater buki na Papiamentu ku mi a skibi i publiká kompletamente riba mi mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Lo NO bai tin Karnaval 2018!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

 E aña aki lo por bira e último aña ku pueblo di Kòrsou lo tin un Karnaval. Esaki no ta un desishon tumá, sino algu ku lo por pasa dado kaso Kòrsou vota pa un partido polítiko serio, diferente, ku lo sòru di goberná Kòrsou manera mester ta, sin hungament’i polítika, sin kangament’i saya, sin tin hendenan sospechoso i korupto riba lista i sin parlamentarionan ku ta kana parti wanta den Parlamento. Esaki t’e moveshon polítiko ku ami lo ke lanta. Anto mi ta bai splika bo dikon mi ta kere esaki te mihó partido pa Kòrsou, pero ku lo tin su preis!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E bèrdat di ‘InselAir’ (Ami si no ta keda ketu!)

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Si tin un kompania di aviashon ku ta hopi den notisia awendia ta InselAir. Hopi hende ta reklamá nan pa motibu di tur e retraso i kanselashonnan ku tin, pero mas ainda e echo ku e kompania no ta informá e pasaheronan di kiko ta pasando. Nan ta keda kambia orario i kanselá buelonan sin bisa bo nada. Hende ta yega èrpòrt pa subi avion 8or di mainta, i ta haña nan ta keda èrpòrt te 11or di anochi sin por subi avion, pa despues tende ku nan tin ku bin e siguiente dia, pasó e buelo a keda kanselá. Aparte di esaki e avionnan ta den hopi mal estado, tin ku ta di ‘ground’ i ku no por bula. Manera m’a komprondé ta chatara InselAir ta kumpra na ‘sloperij’, pasa nan un man di fèrf, spùit un tiki ‘air-freshner’ den e kabina, i kuminsá uza pa transportá pasahero. Avion ta keda sakudí den laira, bòltu tur kos den bo stoma.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Siña algun kos interesante di e órgano seksual femenino!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Mi a baha man n’e tipo di artíkulonan aki, debí ku tin hopi hende ku falta di atenshon òf frustrashon seksual, ku ta sinti nan atraé solamente n’e tópikonan seksual ku mi skibi i publiká, i e sobrá artíkulonan nan no ta lesa. Esei ta pone ku nan ta krea e persepshon ku CuckooPress ta un página ku mayoria di su kontenido ta unu seksual, siendo ku esei no ta bèrdat, anto mi no gusta e persepshon robes ei tampoko. Mi ta skibi di tur kos un poko, for di artíkulonan ku tin di haber ku klima, naturalesa, eventonan mundial edukashonal i esaki ta ekstendé bai te na artíkulonan edukativo seksual. Si abo ta lesa esnan seksual so, esei ta bisa mas di bo, ku e ta bisa di mi. Por fabor, no bin krea persepshon robes di mi página i mi persona pa motibu ku bo nesesidat ta solamente krea interes den tópikonan seksual pa bo lesa i krea plaser pa baha kualke frustrashon seksual ku bo tin. No benta e ko’i riba mi…..

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

No tin hòmber ni muhé na tinu mas pa sali kuné?

Reading Time: 7 minutes

Un bia un dama a yeg’i bisa mi ku e ‘Dating Experience’ na Kòrsou awendia ta hodidu. Segun e ta bisa, no tin hende hòmber na drechi pa sali kuné. No den sentido ku no tin hende hòmber na Kòrsou, pero den sentido ku e hende hòmbernan su komportashon ta laga hopi di deseá i ku nan ta papia asina tantu disparate, ku nan no ta lanta interes den e muhé pa sali ku nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo a yega na e puntonan aki, ta ora pa bo tèrminá bo relashon!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Algu ku lo mester ta opvio pero ta kos ku hopi hende tin problema kuné, esta tèrminá un relashon ku ya no ta funshoná! Tin hende, manera e relashon no ta bai manera nan ke, nan ta manda bo den bo tobo, pero otro hende ta keda lucha, bringa, sofoká nan kurpa, purba drecha kos aña aden aña afó i ta ninga di tèrminá e relashon maske kon malu e kosnan ta kana den e relashon i nan bida.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Unda e bon hòmbernan na Kòrsou ta anto?

Reading Time: 8 minutes

 Esaki ta un pregunta ku kada bes mi ta tende hende muhé hasi. Si mi bai nan tras, mi ta haña e impreshon ku no tin bon hòmber mas na Kòrsou. Pero esaki ta bèrdat? Esaki ta kuadra? Òf kisas e muhé ta kore ku tur e bon hòmbernan pasó nan wowo ta mas habrí p’e mal hòmbernan?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kasonan na Kòrsou ta sigui subi: Alkohòl ligá ku kanser na pechu i prostat!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

 Pa mi ta masha sinsero, te ku dia di awe nunka m’a komprondé dikon hende ta bebe alkohòl. Mi a purba tur sorto di bibida, esta bibida seku, bibida muhá, bibida stèrki, bibida lali lali, bibida tropikal, bibida karibense enfin….niun no tabata na mi smak. Di bèrdat mi ke a purba komprondé e komportashon di hende pa ku bebementu, i ta p’esei mi a purba bai riba un trep di bebementu. Mi tabata invitá ken ku ta bai sali, bai na un bar pa nos bai bebe.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘Supermoon’ djaluna awó: un evento selestial super spesial!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Meskos ku 11/9 lo bira un fecha memorabel pa hinter mundu (fecha ku Donald Trump a gana elekshonnan presidensial na Merka), asina 11/14 tambe lo mester ta un fecha memorabel pa bo. Kisas lo bo tin gana di pidi bo frei p’e kasa ku bo e dia aki. Kisas lo bo ke hasi èkstra intento pa sali na estado riba e fecha aki. Kisas lo bo ke asta subi un balansa pa promé bia despues di hopi tempu i pisa bo mes riba e fecha aki. Dikon?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ata’ki e mihó ‘sex spots’ den areanan públiko na Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Sèks tur ora den kuater muraya por bira monótono. Tin hende no por sin un tiki aventura, i sèks den áreanan públiko ta un tremendo manera pa hinka un tiki sous den bo bida seksual.

Lamentablemente mester tene kuenta ku esaki ta un akto ilegal, pues si un dia polis garabo pia hanchu habri ta tuma banana bèrdè den Punda drumí riba un kama di pushi dilanti e logo di CURACAO, chèns ta grandi bo lo bo por pasa dos òf tres anochi den un sèl friu na Rio Canario. Aparte di esei, awendia tur hende tin telefòn i lamentablemente no tin un kódigo di kondukta internashonal ku ta bisa ku mester respetá kada ken su ‘libertat pa hunga den areanan públiko’ kual ta hasi ilegal pa saka potrèt òf filma. Pero esaki no mester stroba bo di hunga den airu liber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tene kuidou ku e muhénan aki. Nan ta hiba bo bankrut!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Masha dia mi ke a bai Movies pero komo niun hende no ke a bai ku mi, pues m’a disidí di bai mi so. Den Movies m’a topa un yùfrou sintá su so ku yen ko’i kome riba su pia. Mi no a pèrdè pa gana m’a aserk’é i puntr’é si e tin kompaño i si no ta asina, ku si mi por sinta band’i dje i nos ta kompaña otro. El a aseptá i asina m’a sinta band’i dje i disfrutá di un bon pelíkula. E muhé aki tabata hole mas dushi ku un hardin di rosa Dahlia i Magnolia, anto el a trata mi masha lif mes. Pues despues di e pelíkula mi a puntr’é si un dia e lo ke bai kome ku mi na un restorant. Mesora el a habri asina dos wowo hanchu i bisa mi ku e gusta kome anto asin’ei lo mi por konkist’é masha fásil mes. Awèl, esei tabata nèt bon chèns pa mi purba impreshon’é ya komo m’a gusta e manera ku el a trata mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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