Tag Archives: Historia fikstisio

E bèrdat sin miedu di Gerrit Fransisco Schotte!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Den luna di Ougùstùs 2015 mi a publiká un historia impaktante di algu ku a pasa mi den Campo Alegre. (Klek aki pa lesa e historia.) E historia aki a kai den man di èks Minister di Finansa George Jamaloodin, kende no por a kontené su mes, i a manda e historia pa èks Promé Minister di Kòrsou Gerrit Schotte.  

No ta konosí pa ki motibu Jamaloodin lo a manda e historia aki pa Schotte, pero dia tabata tin “Teener Parade’ mi a topa ku Schotte den kaya  i el a bisa mi ku e ta bai yama mi un dje dianan aki pa nos kòmbersá. Mi a dun’é mi number, i mi no a preokupá mas despues, pasó mi konosé Yu’i Kòrsou. Nan ta bisa ku nan ta hasi algu, pero al final nan no ta hasi nada.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Awor si mi ta kla ku muhénan ku kos falsu na nan kurpa.

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Un muhé ku yen kos falsu na su kurpa a her’i kibra mi bida i te asta mata mi. Bo ke sa kiko a pasa? Laga mi konta bo!

Komo un hende hòmber komun i koriente mi a bai sali ku un yùfrou ku segun ami tabata ‘all natural’. Loga e no tabata tin nada ‘natural’ riba su kurpa. Pa di promé, e tabata tin un peluka straño bistí. E kos a keda manera tènt Wigwam riba su kabes. Masha fastioso.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Mi promé eksperensha den un misa!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

(Atvertensha: si bo ta religiosamente sensibel, por fabor no lesa e historia aki. Kòrda mi a atvertí! No lesa kaba bin reklamá!)

Esnan ku ta sigui CuckooPress regularmente por a nota un par’i dia ku mi tabata ousente. Esei tabata debí na algun problemanan personal, emoshonal, sosial, finansiero, familiar i sikológiko ku mi tabata konfrontando.

Esei a pone ku mi a papia ku algun hende ku a konsehá mi bai misa djadumingu i pidi pa iluminashon djariba. Pues esei mi a hasi. Mi mester bisa si ku nunka mi no a yeg’i bai misa, pues e eksperensha di ayera tabata kompletamente nobo p’ami.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘I don’t need sex. Aqualectra F*CKS me every day!’

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Ora mi ta skibi sierto kosnan riba Internèt, mi ta hasié ku masha koutela pa mi no haña mi ku kaso den korte pa manchamentu di nòmber di hende òf kompania. Pero ku loke mi ta bai publiká aki si ta nèt un kaso den korte mi ke.

Mi a kaba di skibi riba mi muraya di Facebook: “I don’t need sex. Aqualectra F*CKS me every day!”

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Di e forma aki mi a pèrdè mi último trabou!

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E hendenan ku konosé mi sa ku mi ta un èks-polis ku tabata traha mi trabou serio i trata tur hende ku rèspèt. Mi a traha sinku aña komo polis promé ku mi a pèrdè mi trabou pa un simpel ko’i kèns!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ántes i awor…..krónika di un hòmber imperfekto!

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Eksperensha di bida t’e úniko kos ku por kambia un hòmber. Un hòmber tin ku kometé fayonan den su bida pa asina e madurá i bira un hòmber imperfekto pero hopi mas responsabel. Ami a kambia hopi, ántes mi no tabata e persona ku mi ta awe:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Mi mester a atendé ku mi kasá di forma serio i severo!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Ayera mi tabata chat ku mi kasá riba whatsapp i komo un hòmber kayente, mayoria bia e kombersashon ta bai kaba na sèks. Segun mi kasá a duna di konosé, e kombersashon ku mi tabata tin kuné a pone muha. El a indiká esei dor di un mensahe ku tabata bisa ku e tin un kos ku ta rima ku keshi. Ami komo su legítimo esposo mas ku klaro mester a tuma medida.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Reto kuarenta dia sin sèks i sin masturbá a keda kanselá!

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Na inisio di e periodo di kuaresma, un grupo di hende hòmber enkabesá pa mi persona a sera un dil den kual nos lo a apstené di kualke aktividat ku lo kousa ehakulashon den e periodo di kuaresma aki. Nos a yam’é “Mission Impossible: The ‘no ejaculation’ challenge”.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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