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Esaki ta loke a pasa despues ku mi a pega soño den kamber di un prostituta!

May 27, 2016 Lionel Spratt

Reading Time: 7 minutes

Mi no tin bèrgwensa di bisa e kos aki, mi ta atmití ku kos ta poko malu pa mi den e área di amor, konsekuentemente ta difísil pa mi wòrdu satisfasé seksualmente dor di muhénan regular. Esei ta pone ku mi a bai buska satisfakshon seksual serka un profeshonal i e lugá mas sigur pa hasi esei ta na Campo Alegre.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Igmar La Reine ke mustra tur hende hòmber dikon nan tin ku lesa!

September 25, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Un dama a puntra mi den siman ei “Dikon tin hopi hende hòmber ku no gusta lesa?” Mi a puntr’é “Dikon bo ta kere?” El a kontesta mi: “Pasó nan ta idiot i nan no tin fantasia?”

Wèl, ken ami ta pa konfirma algu asina? Un kos ta bèrdat, ta ku tur investigashon ta indiká ku hende muhé ta lesa hopi mas tantu ku hende hòmber. Tambe investigashonnan ta mustra ku e loke hende muhé ta lesa mas tantu ta ‘novels’ i ‘fiction’.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Artíkulo i bukinan di cuckoopress.com a kousa diskushon fuerte awe den Mòru Bondia!

September 21, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Redakshon i empleadonan di Mòru Bondia a bin ta tuma nota di artíkulonan ku ta keda publiká riba cuckoopress.com i tambe den e bukinan ‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon i Past’i Djente’, i nan kier a sa ta ken ta tras di e lokualnan ku ta keda skibí ku rònt Kòrsou ta komentando di nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo no gusta lesa, ta pasó bo no sa di e 10 benefisionan aki!

September 06, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 9 minutes

Bo gusta lesa? Si bo kontesta ta “nò”, bo sa ta dikon? Bo sa kuantu kos bo ta pèrdè kada dia ku pasa ku bo keda sin lesa algu?

Mayoria hende ku no gusta lesa probablemente lo a klasifiká lesamentu komo algu no plasentero. Tin bia e tin di haber ku flohera tambe. Pero flohera ta algu natural di hende. Mayoria bia ora un hende ta floho, ta pasó e ta wardando energia p’e uz’é mas despues. Pues e hende ta preferá warda su energia i uz’é na algu otro ku no ta lesamentu pasó simplemente e no ta mira niun benefisio ku lesamentu tin p’e. Ántes ami a klasifiká lesamentu komo algu no plasentero pa motibu ku nan tabata obligá mi lesa kosnan ku mi no ta interesá den dje. Pero ora ku m’a deskubrí tópikonan di mi interes, lesamentu (i skibimentu) a bira un di e kosnan ku mas plaser mi tin den dje, ku mas mi ta siña di dje, i tambe e kos ku mas influensha tin riba mi bida!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Atenshon Aruba, Boneiru i Hulanda……

September 04, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Pa basta tempu hendenan di Aruba, Boneiru i Hulanda ta i pidiendo, te kasi sklama mi pa mi soru pa e bukinan “Kibra Hacha” i “Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente” bira optenibel na nan pais di residensia!

Esaki no ta algu fásil, pa mi no mester bisa kasi imposibel. Tin diferente opstákulo ku ta hasi esei bastante difísil. (Òf mas bien hopi karu.)

Pero via di e website kaminda e bukinan ta keda imprimí, mi a krea e posibilidat ku bo por bestèl bo bukinan direktamente for di nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ a hinka Nadya van Putten den un kore kore!

August 28, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Kantante i kompositor Lenny Kravitz, promé ku drumi anochi semper gusta pa hende lesa buki p’e. Lenny a tende di mi dos bukinan, esta ‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ i el a pidi mi un kopia di kada. Lenny tabata ke spesífikamente pa Nadya van Putten trese e bukinan p’e. Aparentemente e gusta Nadya su kara, su kabei, su stèm i e aksènt ku e tin.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Lo bo no kere loke a pasa ku mi ayera nochi den Campo Alegre! (E final ta ‘shocking’)

August 21, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Ayera m’a disidí bai Campo Alegre un ratu. P’esnan ku no sa, aparte di ta trahadónan seksual (prostituta), e muhénan eiden ta bon sikólogo tambe. Bo ta paga nan 50 florin, i bo tin mei ora pa papia i konta nan tur bo problemanan ku bo no por konta bo muhé na kas. Kon ku bo mir’é, e ta kumbiní bo mas ku un sikólogo di bèrdat, plùs bo tin un muhé ku bon tete bo dilanti pa bo papia tur kos kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tantu ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente komo ‘Kibra Hacha’ a bira e bukinan mas solisitá na Kòrsou!

July 24, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Tin hende ku ainda no ke kere, paso nan ta prosesá informashon un tiki mas slow, pero ta asina ta si. Tantu ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ komo ‘Kibra Hacha’ ta dos buki ku sea bo gusta lesa òf no, lo bo bai lesa nan un dia. Dikon? Pasó tur hende ta lesando nan i nan a hari, nan a disfrutá, nan bista riba bida a kambia, nan a desaroyá, nan a siña algu nobo. Anto abo ainda ta warda ora tur buki kaba, pa bo bai buska di bo pa despues bo reklamá ku no tin.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Lesa kon ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’, a her’i kibra bida matrimonial di Rignald Maduro!

June 26, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Despues ku konosido reportero Rignald Maduro a buska su ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i’ Djente’ p’e lesa, mi ta risibí un ‘voice note’ di su señora esposa, ku tabata masha alterá i rabiá i e tabata akusando mi di a kibra su bida.

Den mi mes mi tabata puntra ta kiko mi a hasi e shon aki? Kisas tabata tin algu den e buki ku a kousa un problema? Kisas kualke hende lo a ‘hack’ mi Facebook account sin mi sa bai skibi kosnan straño ku lo a hinka hende den problema? Mi no tabata sa kiko mi pensa.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tres bia rei di tumba Farley Lourens no por a keda sin lesa ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’.

June 05, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 1

‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente ta plamando rònt Kòrsou i tiki tiki e hendenan ta kuminsá ripara ku e ta un ‘must read’.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Norman Serphos no ta konfirmá ni desmentí tokante e kaso di ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’!

May 29, 2015 Lionel Spratt No comments

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Pa algun siman kaba tin rumornan insistente ku Sr. Norman Serphos di Ministerio Públiko lo ta e promé persona ku a pone man riba e konosido buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ di e outor Lionel N. Spratt.

Vários ta e personanan ku a puntra nan mes ta kon bin Sr. Serphos por tin e buki, i nan no por haña e buki kumpra niun kaminda. Despues a bin sali na kla ku Sr. Serphos lo a risibí e buki di fuentenan deskonosí, te ku hendenan a mir’é ta lesa e buki den su ora liber den área di Punda. Personanan tabata komentá ku nan a mira Sr. Serphos ta hari manera hende loko ku pronka.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E hòmber: mas atraktivo, mas bestia!

March 12, 2015 Lionel Spratt

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Naturalesa tin ora ta traha den formanan ku nos no ta komprondé. Pero ménos bo sa, mas chèns bo tin di hasi bo mes daño dor di hasi kosnan robes.

P’esei tin siensia. Siensia ta studia kon naturalesa ta funshoná i raportá esaki pa abo lesa i siña di dje. Pero ta poko hende ke siña. P’esei hende ta keda hasi e mesun fayonan dia aden dia afó, i despues ta puntanan mes ta kiko nan a hasi ku nan meresé tantu kastigu asina. Ban papia un ratu riba e hòmber atraktivo ku tur hende muhe gusta:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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Esaki ta loke a pasa despues ku mi a pega soño den kamber di un prostituta!

Igmar La Reine ke mustra tur hende hòmber dikon nan tin ku lesa!

Artíkulo i bukinan di cuckoopress.com a kousa diskushon fuerte awe den Mòru Bondia!

Si bo no gusta lesa, ta pasó bo no sa di e 10 benefisionan aki!

Atenshon Aruba, Boneiru i Hulanda……

‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ a hinka Nadya van Putten den un kore kore!

Lo bo no kere loke a pasa ku mi ayera nochi den Campo Alegre! (E final ta ‘shocking’)

Tantu ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente komo ‘Kibra Hacha’ a bira e bukinan mas solisitá na Kòrsou!

Lesa kon ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’, a her’i kibra bida matrimonial di Rignald Maduro!

Tres bia rei di tumba Farley Lourens no por a keda sin lesa ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’.

Norman Serphos no ta konfirmá ni desmentí tokante e kaso di ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’!

E hòmber: mas atraktivo, mas bestia!

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

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