Tag Archives: Awa Habon ku Past’i Djente

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

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First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Reading Time: 10 minutes

Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

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Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

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Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Pa bisa bo frankamente, yu’i Kòrsou ta yu’i p*ta!

Reading Time: 8 minutes

Pa di promé, e nòmber di e artikulo aki di ningun forma ta representá e bèrdat ni mi opinion riba e pueblo yu’i Kòrsou. Di ningun forma mi ke insinuá ku niun hende ku ta yu’i Kòrsou, ta yu di p*ta. Apsolutamente ku nò. Nan ta pió ku esei. Nan ta mama di tur p*ta. Un yu di un p*ta ta un hende inosente. E no por yuda ku su mama tabata p*ta. Yunan di Kòrsou si no. Nan ta hendenan egoista ku ta solamente wak pa nan mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Resúmen ‘squirt show’ na Campo Alegre!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

Djamars último durante ‘ladies night’, Campo Alegre a tene pa di promé bia un ‘squirt show’ pa tur hende mira. Ora mi a mira e propaganda riba página di Campo Alegre mi di ku esaki sigur ta algu ku mi tin ku bai wak. Mi a hink’é mesora den mi agènda pa mi kòrda bai wak.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Hende hòmber por tin speshi pa buki asina?

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Dos aña pasá mi a pidi Aymar p’e lesa mi buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ p’e duna mi su opinion honesto riba kontenido di e buki. E di ku mi ku e ta purba les’é, pero ku e no gusta lesa buki. Mi a bis’é ku no ta nada i p’e djis hasi su bèst.

El a bai kas bai lesa e buki i den dos dia e ta puntra mi si mi tin mas. Mi a bis’é nò, i ku ta tuma mi mas ku un aña pa skibi un buki. No ta mané galiña ku ta pone webu tur dia mi ta saka buki. E di ku mi ku nunka el a hari asina tantu lesando un buki, anto e ke mas pa lesa. Mi a bis’é no tin.

Siguiente siman e ta ‘app’ mi puntra mi atrobe si tin mas buki. Mi a rabia i blòk e. E ponementu di preshon ei, ami no por kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ta sumamente importante pa bo sa ku…..

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 Mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’ ta riba laman na kaminda pa Kòrsou. Esaki lo bira mi di kuater buki na Papiamentu ku mi a skibi i publiká kompletamente riba mi mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Un kantidat di bagamunderia den Festival di Tumba 2018!

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 Pa medio di e artíkulo aki mi ta bai ekspresá mi opinion riba hinter e evento i tambe resultado di Festival di Tumba 2018. Bo ta wèlkòm pa lesa, pero si bo ta bai duna komentario promé ku bo sa ken baina mi ta, mihó bo “hasi bo research” promé bo hasi bo mes ridíkulo. Mi sa di kiko mi ta papia!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E bèrdat di ‘InselAir’ (Ami si no ta keda ketu!)

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 Si tin un kompania di aviashon ku ta hopi den notisia awendia ta InselAir. Hopi hende ta reklamá nan pa motibu di tur e retraso i kanselashonnan ku tin, pero mas ainda e echo ku e kompania no ta informá e pasaheronan di kiko ta pasando. Nan ta keda kambia orario i kanselá buelonan sin bisa bo nada. Hende ta yega èrpòrt pa subi avion 8or di mainta, i ta haña nan ta keda èrpòrt te 11or di anochi sin por subi avion, pa despues tende ku nan tin ku bin e siguiente dia, pasó e buelo a keda kanselá. Aparte di esaki e avionnan ta den hopi mal estado, tin ku ta di ‘ground’ i ku no por bula. Manera m’a komprondé ta chatara InselAir ta kumpra na ‘sloperij’, pasa nan un man di fèrf, spùit un tiki ‘air-freshner’ den e kabina, i kuminsá uza pa transportá pasahero. Avion ta keda sakudí den laira, bòltu tur kos den bo stoma.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ata’ki e mihó ‘sex spots’ den areanan públiko na Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Sèks tur ora den kuater muraya por bira monótono. Tin hende no por sin un tiki aventura, i sèks den áreanan públiko ta un tremendo manera pa hinka un tiki sous den bo bida seksual.

Lamentablemente mester tene kuenta ku esaki ta un akto ilegal, pues si un dia polis garabo pia hanchu habri ta tuma banana bèrdè den Punda drumí riba un kama di pushi dilanti e logo di CURACAO, chèns ta grandi bo lo bo por pasa dos òf tres anochi den un sèl friu na Rio Canario. Aparte di esei, awendia tur hende tin telefòn i lamentablemente no tin un kódigo di kondukta internashonal ku ta bisa ku mester respetá kada ken su ‘libertat pa hunga den areanan públiko’ kual ta hasi ilegal pa saka potrèt òf filma. Pero esaki no mester stroba bo di hunga den airu liber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tene kuidou ku e muhénan aki. Nan ta hiba bo bankrut!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Masha dia mi ke a bai Movies pero komo niun hende no ke a bai ku mi, pues m’a disidí di bai mi so. Den Movies m’a topa un yùfrou sintá su so ku yen ko’i kome riba su pia. Mi no a pèrdè pa gana m’a aserk’é i puntr’é si e tin kompaño i si no ta asina, ku si mi por sinta band’i dje i nos ta kompaña otro. El a aseptá i asina m’a sinta band’i dje i disfrutá di un bon pelíkula. E muhé aki tabata hole mas dushi ku un hardin di rosa Dahlia i Magnolia, anto el a trata mi masha lif mes. Pues despues di e pelíkula mi a puntr’é si un dia e lo ke bai kome ku mi na un restorant. Mesora el a habri asina dos wowo hanchu i bisa mi ku e gusta kome anto asin’ei lo mi por konkist’é masha fásil mes. Awèl, esei tabata nèt bon chèns pa mi purba impreshon’é ya komo m’a gusta e manera ku el a trata mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kiko ta bo problema ku bo no ta ‘app’ mi bèk anto?

Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Ora bo manda un mensahe pa un hende riba ‘app’, bo ke p’e kontesta bo bèk tòg? Pero tin hende ku simplemente ta lesa bo mensahe i sigui hasi otro kos sin kontesta bo bèk. Kiko ta nan problema? Skeit nan tin? Nan ta ignorando bo? Nan no gusta bo? Wanta nan mester?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E bèrdat sin miedu di Gerrit Fransisco Schotte!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Den luna di Ougùstùs 2015 mi a publiká un historia impaktante di algu ku a pasa mi den Campo Alegre. (Klek aki pa lesa e historia.) E historia aki a kai den man di èks Minister di Finansa George Jamaloodin, kende no por a kontené su mes, i a manda e historia pa èks Promé Minister di Kòrsou Gerrit Schotte.  

No ta konosí pa ki motibu Jamaloodin lo a manda e historia aki pa Schotte, pero dia tabata tin “Teener Parade’ mi a topa ku Schotte den kaya  i el a bisa mi ku e ta bai yama mi un dje dianan aki pa nos kòmbersá. Mi a dun’é mi number, i mi no a preokupá mas despues, pasó mi konosé Yu’i Kòrsou. Nan ta bisa ku nan ta hasi algu, pero al final nan no ta hasi nada.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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