Tag Archives: Awa

Muhénan mièrdè asin’aki no meresé di haña un bon hòmber!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Poko dianan ei mi tabata atendé ku algun kos den mi kamber, i mi tabata tende gritunan masha spantoso. Mi a tende un hòmber grita, zundra, i tambe mi tabata tende zonido di kosnan ku tabata dal kibra.

Mi a sali pafó i ripara ku ta mi bisiñanan tabata pleita asina. Mi a tende e hòmber zundra e muhé bis’é:

“Kon bo por hasi mi algu asin’aki? Tur kos mi a hasi pa bo. Tur kos mi a duna bo. Anto asina aki bo ta paga mi? (Tangalan…..kos ta kai kibra.) Kon bo por ta kapas ha? Anto den mi mesun kas? Bo ta un yu di puta bo sa.”

Anto e muhé tabata kontesta:

“Si, pasó nunka bo no tei. Fo’i mainta 7or bo ta sali bai trabou, bo ta bin kas mèrdia bin yena bo stoma i despues bolbe sali bèk. Te anochi 9or mi ta bolbe mira bo atrobe. Bo ta yega, kome, baña, subi kama drumi. Bo no ta atendé mi. Bo no ta duna mi atenshon, ni kariño ni amor. Kiko bo a kere? Ku mi no sa haña speshi? Ta hende mi yama Arturo. Ta hende mi yama. Mi tin sanger ta kore den mi kurpa.”

“Tangalanan pin pan”(Kos a kai kibra atrobe.)

“Sera bo smul. Ta pa abo haña ko’i kome mi tabata traha duru asina. Ta pa abo haña moda di bisti tur bo pañanan karu mi tabata traha duru asina. Ta pa bo haña moda di hasi bo uña, kabei i bo ‘lashes’ mi tabata traha duru asina. Anto asina bo ta paga mi? Bo ta hopi malagradesí bo sa.”

“Badam boem bam”

Un kos masha duru mes a zona, i mi a sali bai wak mesora ta kiko. Mi a drenta nan kas i puntra, “Hepa, kiko ta pasando?” Dikon boso ta zundra asina?”

Arturo hopi emoshoná a kuminsá splika mi ku el a topa un kondon bou di e laken riba nan kama i asina el a haña sa ku e muhé ta kòrta su orea.

Mi a bira wak e muhé i bis’é, “Maryyyy, ta ki esei? Kon bo por tabata kapas di hasi algu asina? Kasi sigur ta e hòmber den pikòp ku sa bin trese mango pa bo. Ta kuné bo ta kòrta orea di Arturo mi bisiña?”

Arturo ta bira puntra, “Kua hòmber esei? Ken koño esei ta?”

Mary rabiá a kontesta mi, “Abo tene bo sanka afó. Bo no tin nada di bisa.”

Arturo rabiá a bira zuai Mary ku un pal’i basora. Mi a tene i bis’é, “No Arturo. Esei si no. Mi por komprondé ku e muhé a faya ku bo i a lástima bo sintimentunan. Pero bo no tin ku baha na su nivel. Loke bo tin ku hasi ta respetá bo mes i bai lag’é. Pasó mi ta sigur ku eifó tin yen muhé ku si lo sa di apresiá un hòmber trahadó manera bo.”

Arturo di, “Si bo sa. Mihó mi bai laga e kaka di muhé aki. Pero un kos mi ta bisa bo Mary. Mi ta manda mi abogado pa bo. Pasó e kos aki si mi no ta tuma. Mi ta bai kita kas, outo ku tur kos fo’i bo. Sanka na man lo bo keda.”

Akinan Mary a kai den otro i a kuminsá yora, “No Arturo, no bai laga mi. Mi no por sin bo. Mi mester di bo dushi. Pordoná mi. Lo mi no hasié mas. Pordoná mi Arturo, no bai laga mi.”

Mary a purba ranka Arturo na su paña, miéntras Arturo tabata purba sali pafó p’e bai for di kas. Arturo a bira kita Mary su man i bis’é “No mishi ku mi ku bo man sushi. Man ku bo tabata mishi ku patin di bo hòmber. No mishi ku mi muhé. Laga mi bai.”

Arturo rabiá a drenta su outo i bai.

Mary a keda den kas bentá abou ta yora. Mi a kana bai serka dje i bis’é, “Bo tin kurashi di yora bo sa. Hopi mièrdè bo ta. Bo a faya ku e hòmber—un bon hòmber—anto awó ku el a bai, bo ke yora tambe? Dikon hende muhe ta asina? Boso kara no tin wesu?”

Mira aki, Mary a lanta fo’i suela bira harta mi ku sla  i keda grita, “M’a bisa bo, mi a bisa bo pa wak pa bo no laga e kondon riba mi kama. Bo a bai lag’é riba kama tòg. Koño, bo no ta tende? Ta bo falta.”

Hopi mièrdè e muhé ei ta sua. Awó e ta kulpa ami ku su relashon a kibra.

Pero serio serio, mi a lubida di tira e kondon afó. Ora mi kaba di hunga, ta kome mi ke kome mesora. Mi ta lubida riba tur sobrá kos.

Den mi bukinan “Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ i ‘ Hink’é aden’ tin hopi historia mas, hopi mas interesante i pikante. Hòmbu, si mi konta bo kosnan ku mi a pasa aden, lo bo no kere. Chèk e bukinan ei i komprobá pa bo mes. Por sierto, keda pendiente pa e “September Special!”

 

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ta sumamente importante pa bo sa ku…..

Reading Time: 4 minutes

 Mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’ ta riba laman na kaminda pa Kòrsou. Esaki lo bira mi di kuater buki na Papiamentu ku mi a skibi i publiká kompletamente riba mi mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

M’a bin pa ‘sirbi e pueblo’!

Reading Time: 8 minutes

 Un palabra ku polítikonan ta uza hopi ta ‘sirbi pueblo’. Tur partido ku lanta ke sirbi e pueblo. Kada un ke sirbi e pueblo den nan propio forma. Tin di nan ta bai laga trabounan lukrativo pa asina nan por drenta polítika pa ‘sirbi pueblo’, otronan ku a frakasá den estudio, trabou i bida en general ke bin salba nan mes sirbiendo e pueblo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E bèrdat di ‘InselAir’ (Ami si no ta keda ketu!)

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Si tin un kompania di aviashon ku ta hopi den notisia awendia ta InselAir. Hopi hende ta reklamá nan pa motibu di tur e retraso i kanselashonnan ku tin, pero mas ainda e echo ku e kompania no ta informá e pasaheronan di kiko ta pasando. Nan ta keda kambia orario i kanselá buelonan sin bisa bo nada. Hende ta yega èrpòrt pa subi avion 8or di mainta, i ta haña nan ta keda èrpòrt te 11or di anochi sin por subi avion, pa despues tende ku nan tin ku bin e siguiente dia, pasó e buelo a keda kanselá. Aparte di esaki e avionnan ta den hopi mal estado, tin ku ta di ‘ground’ i ku no por bula. Manera m’a komprondé ta chatara InselAir ta kumpra na ‘sloperij’, pasa nan un man di fèrf, spùit un tiki ‘air-freshner’ den e kabina, i kuminsá uza pa transportá pasahero. Avion ta keda sakudí den laira, bòltu tur kos den bo stoma.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ata’ki e mihó ‘sex spots’ den areanan públiko na Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Sèks tur ora den kuater muraya por bira monótono. Tin hende no por sin un tiki aventura, i sèks den áreanan públiko ta un tremendo manera pa hinka un tiki sous den bo bida seksual.

Lamentablemente mester tene kuenta ku esaki ta un akto ilegal, pues si un dia polis garabo pia hanchu habri ta tuma banana bèrdè den Punda drumí riba un kama di pushi dilanti e logo di CURACAO, chèns ta grandi bo lo bo por pasa dos òf tres anochi den un sèl friu na Rio Canario. Aparte di esei, awendia tur hende tin telefòn i lamentablemente no tin un kódigo di kondukta internashonal ku ta bisa ku mester respetá kada ken su ‘libertat pa hunga den areanan públiko’ kual ta hasi ilegal pa saka potrèt òf filma. Pero esaki no mester stroba bo di hunga den airu liber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tene kuidou ku e muhénan aki. Nan ta hiba bo bankrut!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Masha dia mi ke a bai Movies pero komo niun hende no ke a bai ku mi, pues m’a disidí di bai mi so. Den Movies m’a topa un yùfrou sintá su so ku yen ko’i kome riba su pia. Mi no a pèrdè pa gana m’a aserk’é i puntr’é si e tin kompaño i si no ta asina, ku si mi por sinta band’i dje i nos ta kompaña otro. El a aseptá i asina m’a sinta band’i dje i disfrutá di un bon pelíkula. E muhé aki tabata hole mas dushi ku un hardin di rosa Dahlia i Magnolia, anto el a trata mi masha lif mes. Pues despues di e pelíkula mi a puntr’é si un dia e lo ke bai kome ku mi na un restorant. Mesora el a habri asina dos wowo hanchu i bisa mi ku e gusta kome anto asin’ei lo mi por konkist’é masha fásil mes. Awèl, esei tabata nèt bon chèns pa mi purba impreshon’é ya komo m’a gusta e manera ku el a trata mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Esaki ta loke a pasa despues ku mi a pega soño den kamber di un prostituta!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Mi no tin bèrgwensa di bisa e kos aki, mi ta atmití ku kos ta poko malu pa mi den e área di amor, konsekuentemente ta difísil pa mi wòrdu satisfasé seksualmente dor di muhénan regular. Esei ta pone ku mi a bai buska satisfakshon seksual serka un profeshonal i e lugá mas sigur pa hasi esei ta na Campo Alegre.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Antonieta Pikante a duna Lionel Spratt tambe un chèns!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Despues di mi entrevista den e programa Mòru Bondia, mi a topa ku nada mas i nada ménos ku Antonieta Dap Pieters. Esnan ku konosé mi sa ku mi no ta hende familiar, pues mi tabata pa sigui kana bai lag’é, pero na momentu ku mi tabata kana pas’é mi wowo a dal den su dos tetenan.

Mi no ta hende familiar, pero kayente pa tete si. Einan tur mi intenshonnan a kambia. M’a para sera konosí kuné, i flirt kuné un ratu.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Igmar La Reine ke mustra tur hende hòmber dikon nan tin ku lesa!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Un dama a puntra mi den siman ei “Dikon tin hopi hende hòmber ku no gusta lesa?” Mi a puntr’é “Dikon bo ta kere?” El a kontesta mi: “Pasó nan ta idiot i nan no tin fantasia?”

Wèl, ken ami ta pa konfirma algu asina? Un kos ta bèrdat, ta ku tur investigashon ta indiká ku hende muhé ta lesa hopi mas tantu ku hende hòmber. Tambe investigashonnan ta mustra ku e loke hende muhé ta lesa mas tantu ta ‘novels’ i ‘fiction’.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Artíkulo i bukinan di cuckoopress.com a kousa diskushon fuerte awe den Mòru Bondia!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Redakshon i empleadonan di Mòru Bondia a bin ta tuma nota di artíkulonan ku ta keda publiká riba cuckoopress.com i tambe den e bukinan ‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon i Past’i Djente’, i nan kier a sa ta ken ta tras di e lokualnan ku ta keda skibí ku rònt Kòrsou ta komentando di nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo no gusta lesa, ta pasó bo no sa di e 10 benefisionan aki!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

Bo gusta lesa? Si bo kontesta ta “nò”, bo sa ta dikon? Bo sa kuantu kos bo ta pèrdè kada dia ku pasa ku bo keda sin lesa algu?

Mayoria hende ku no gusta lesa probablemente lo a klasifiká lesamentu komo algu no plasentero. Tin bia e tin di haber ku flohera tambe. Pero flohera ta algu natural di hende. Mayoria bia ora un hende ta floho, ta pasó e ta wardando energia p’e uz’é mas despues. Pues e hende ta preferá warda su energia i uz’é na algu otro ku no ta lesamentu pasó simplemente e no ta mira niun benefisio ku lesamentu tin p’e. Ántes ami a klasifiká lesamentu komo algu no plasentero pa motibu ku nan tabata obligá mi lesa kosnan ku mi no ta interesá den dje. Pero ora ku m’a deskubrí tópikonan di mi interes, lesamentu (i skibimentu) a bira un di e kosnan ku mas plaser mi tin den dje, ku mas mi ta siña di dje, i tambe e kos ku mas influensha tin riba mi bida!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Atenshon Aruba, Boneiru i Hulanda……

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Pa basta tempu hendenan di Aruba, Boneiru i Hulanda ta i pidiendo, te kasi sklama mi pa mi soru pa e bukinan “Kibra Hacha” i “Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente” bira optenibel na nan pais di residensia!

Esaki no ta algu fásil, pa mi no mester bisa kasi imposibel. Tin diferente opstákulo ku ta hasi esei bastante difísil. (Òf mas bien hopi karu.)

Pero via di e website kaminda e bukinan ta keda imprimí, mi a krea e posibilidat ku bo por bestèl bo bukinan direktamente for di nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ a hinka Nadya van Putten den un kore kore!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Kantante i kompositor Lenny Kravitz, promé ku drumi anochi semper gusta pa hende lesa buki p’e. Lenny a tende di mi dos bukinan, esta ‘Kibra Hacha’ i ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ i el a pidi mi un kopia di kada. Lenny tabata ke spesífikamente pa Nadya van Putten trese e bukinan p’e. Aparentemente e gusta Nadya su kara, su kabei, su stèm i e aksènt ku e tin.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Lo bo no kere loke a pasa ku mi ayera nochi den Campo Alegre! (E final ta ‘shocking’)

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Ayera m’a disidí bai Campo Alegre un ratu. P’esnan ku no sa, aparte di ta trahadónan seksual (prostituta), e muhénan eiden ta bon sikólogo tambe. Bo ta paga nan 50 florin, i bo tin mei ora pa papia i konta nan tur bo problemanan ku bo no por konta bo muhé na kas. Kon ku bo mir’é, e ta kumbiní bo mas ku un sikólogo di bèrdat, plùs bo tin un muhé ku bon tete bo dilanti pa bo papia tur kos kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tantu ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente komo ‘Kibra Hacha’ a bira e bukinan mas solisitá na Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 2 minutes

Tin hende ku ainda no ke kere, paso nan ta prosesá informashon un tiki mas slow, pero ta asina ta si. Tantu ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ komo ‘Kibra Hacha’ ta dos buki ku sea bo gusta lesa òf no, lo bo bai lesa nan un dia. Dikon? Pasó tur hende ta lesando nan i nan a hari, nan a disfrutá, nan bista riba bida a kambia, nan a desaroyá, nan a siña algu nobo. Anto abo ainda ta warda ora tur buki kaba, pa bo bai buska di bo pa despues bo reklamá ku no tin.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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