Category Archives: Sexual content

Resúmen ‘squirt show’ na Campo Alegre!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

Djamars último durante ‘ladies night’, Campo Alegre a tene pa di promé bia un ‘squirt show’ pa tur hende mira. Ora mi a mira e propaganda riba página di Campo Alegre mi di ku esaki sigur ta algu ku mi tin ku bai wak. Mi a hink’é mesora den mi agènda pa mi kòrda bai wak.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ata’ki e mihó ‘sex spots’ den areanan públiko na Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

 Sèks tur ora den kuater muraya por bira monótono. Tin hende no por sin un tiki aventura, i sèks den áreanan públiko ta un tremendo manera pa hinka un tiki sous den bo bida seksual.

Lamentablemente mester tene kuenta ku esaki ta un akto ilegal, pues si un dia polis garabo pia hanchu habri ta tuma banana bèrdè den Punda drumí riba un kama di pushi dilanti e logo di CURACAO, chèns ta grandi bo lo bo por pasa dos òf tres anochi den un sèl friu na Rio Canario. Aparte di esei, awendia tur hende tin telefòn i lamentablemente no tin un kódigo di kondukta internashonal ku ta bisa ku mester respetá kada ken su ‘libertat pa hunga den areanan públiko’ kual ta hasi ilegal pa saka potrèt òf filma. Pero esaki no mester stroba bo di hunga den airu liber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Asin’aki aktornan di pòrno ta riska nan bida pa bo plaser!

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 Pornografia ta un di e poko kosnan ku hende por haña pòrnada, pero ku tòg tin hende ta paga p’e. Nan ta kumpr’é na revista, video, pelíkula, suskripshonnan riba Internèt etc, anto un gran kantidat di hende ta wak pòrno na trabou. Na 2010 nan a introdusí e ‘domain .xxx’ pa asina uza e ‘domain’ aki spesífikamente pa materialnan pornográfiko. E interes tabata grandi, pero segun ehekutivonan di pornografia, esaki ta hasi mas fásil pa kompanianan blòkia websitenan di pòrno, anto esei nan no ke. Pa bo mir’ei.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E manera di mas fásil i efisiente pa hasi bo pénis mas grandi.

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Tamaño di pénis ta algu ku tur hende hòmber ta òf ke broma kuné. Mayoria hòmber tin e impreshon ku mas grandi bo pénis ta, mihó impreshon e lo hasi i mas satisfakshon e lo kousa. Ken por kulpa nan? T’e muhénan ta hinka e idea ei den nan kabes tòg? Manera hende muhé mira hòmber kurpa grandi òf ku sapatu (pia) grandi nan ta puntra si e pénis tambe ta grandi. Nan no ta puntra pa nan kore bai, sino mas bien pasó nan tambe lo tin e idea ku mas grandi, mas mihó.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Sientífikonan a deskubrí ‘mushroom’ ku ta duna muhé orgasmo ora nan hol’é!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Si bo tin un fakansi ta plania masha dia pero bo no sa unda pa bai, konsiderá Hawaii pa bo próksimo destinashon, pasó den fluhonan di lava na Hawaii tin un ‘mushroom’ (padestul) (kual si bo a lesa Kibra Hacha, bo sa kaba ta kiko e ta) ku ta duna orgasmo spontáneo na hende muhé na momentu ku nan hol’é.

E ‘mushroom’ ta koló oraño, i aparentemente ta den e fluhonan di lava kual tin entre 600 pa 10.000 aña bieu, so bo ta hañ’é.

Na aña 2001 dos sientífiko sumamente kurioso a laga algun muhé i hòmber hole e ‘mushroom’ aki. Mas ku mitar di e muhénan a eksperensha un orgasmo spontáneo despues di a hole e ‘mushroom’. Aparentemente e ‘mushroom’ ta saka algun ‘neurotransmitter’ similar na esun ku seleber di hende ta saka na momentu di relashon seksual. Lamentablemente e hòmbernan si no a sinti nada. Al kontrario, nan a haña e kos algu askeroso.

Mi tin ku bisa tambe ku e estudio di e dos sientífikonan aki (John C. Holliday i Noah Soule) a keda desbaratá òf no sientífikamente aseptá. E ‘mushroom’ a keda klasifiká komo un tipo di ‘mushroom’ ku ta pertenesé na e tipo ‘Dictyophora’ ku despues a keda nombrá komo ‘Phallus’, i for di 2001 a keda yamá ‘Afrodisiako femenino.’ i algu difísil pa haña. Pues mi no sa ta dikon nan a hasi e estudio mes. Kisas ta pa nan por bend’é karu ku hende muhénan ku no tin hòmber, kual ta hopi. Ta mi ta pensa mi kos. E figura dje ‘mushroom’ parse un pénis tambe, òf kisas ta mi imaginashon?

Orange mushroomEn todo kaso den un rapòrt publiká ribaInternational Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms’ nan a skibi resultado di e investigashon i aparentemente di 16 hende muhé ku a hole e mushroom, seis a eksperensha un orgasmo spontáneo leve. E sobrá 10 nan a sinti ku nan kurason a kuminsá bati mas duru. E hòmbernan a haña ku e ‘mushroom’ ta hole stinki i ta askeroso. Nan no a sinti nada mas.

Sientífikonan ta haña difísil pa respetá resultado di e investigashon aki debí ku nan a hasi e estudio riba solamente 36 persona boluntario, kual ta un kantidat muchu chikí pa prueba algu, i di e 36 personanan, 20 no a sinti nada. Di esnan ku a eksperensha batimentu di kurason mas fuerte, bo no por relat’é na orgasmo. Por último, e sientífikonan no a mustra kon nan a prueba ku bèrdat loke e seis muhénan a sinti tabata orgasmo.

No laga esaki stroba bo di bai Hawaii si. Prinsipalmente si bo tabata tin intenshon di invitá mi pa bai ku bo. Den mi buki Kibra Hacha mi a skibi algun kos ku no ta duna bo orgasmo, pero nan ta lanta bo deseo seksual si. Lesa e kapítulo di afrodisiako i bai tèst nan tur wak kua ta yuda.

Pa e hendenan ku no sa, tin algu diferente ku nan ta bende ku yama ‘Rush poppers’. Si mi no a skibi esaki den e buki Kibra Hacha, ta pasó mi a lubidá, pero mi ta bai bisabo aworakí: Rush Poppers tambe ta algu ku bo por hole i e ta inkluí e kímiko ku yama ‘isobutyl nitrite’, kual ta relahá bo múskulonan i ardunan sanguineo. Na momentu ku bo hol’é, bo ta kuminsá sinti bo kurpa spesialmente bo kara ta bira kayente. ‘Rush poppers’ ta mehorá bo eksperensha seksual i duna bo un mihó orgasmo. Pero e efekto ta kita un bes, pues sòru pa bo ta ‘ready, steady, go’ ora bo uz’é.

Rush poppers

Ta bon pa bo sa, ku e ta un produkto ku a keda inventá i uzá pa homoseksualnan i e tabata konosí komo ‘gay drug’. Pues e ta hasi sèks anal mas fásil i plasentero. Tin algu tambe ku yama ‘Jungle Juice Poppers’ ku ta básikamente meskos. Bo ta hol’é meskos ku ta kokaina bo ta hala, wanta bo rosea pa sinku sekònde, i mesora bo ta bira haltu. E no ta un droga, bo no ta bira adikto na dje. (A ménos ku bo bai hasi di mas i uz’é tur dia.) Segun mi nan ta bend’é na Kòrsou. Mi n’ ta sigur. Bai chèk bo laga mi sa, anto tèst e mesora tambe bo laga mi sa kon a bai ku bo eksperensha seksual!

DSCN2913Fuente: Mandatory, Science Alert

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[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E motibu dikon sèks anal maskulino no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Den e artíkulo ‘Tur loke bo mester sa di sèks anal’ mi a splika ku e echo ku un hòmber gusta sèks anal, no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat. Si e hòmber gusta ‘beso negro’ of ‘tossing salad’ òf pa muhé hunga ku su anus,  tampoko no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat.

Mi ta komprondé e asosashon ku hende ta hasi si, pasó parehanan homoseksual maskulino nan akto primordial tin di haber ku nan anus, pero loke bo ta hasi den kama no tin nada di haber ku si bo ta homoseksual òf nò.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ideanan magnífiko ku lo hasi Campo Alegre un atrakshon pa tantu hòmber i muhé! (Parti 2)

Reading Time: 12 minutes

Siman pasá nos a publiká e promé parti di resultadonan di e enkuesta riba ideanan magnífiko pa improvisá servisio di Campo Alegre. Mi a hasi diferente pregunta na diferente dama i kabayero. E kontestanan tabata hopi kayente! Si bo no a lesa e promé enkuesta, klek aki pa bo chèk e.

(Kòrda registrá i duna bo kontribushon di solamente 5 florin pa luna, pa bo haña akseso kompletu na tur kontenido di CuckooPress. Klek aki pa mas informashon!)

Awor nos ta bai sigui ku e di dos parti di enkuesta di Campo Alegre. (Atvertensha, e kontestanan ta ‘hot’ i no sensurá!)

Un prostituta ta kobra 50 florin pa 30 minüt di plaser, i pa dia nan ta haña un promedio di 8 kliente. (No puntra kon bin mi sa. Mi ta buska tur kos pa sa.)

Un prostituto maskulino lo no por hèndel 10 kliente riba un dia riba forsa natural. Bo dun’é viagra bebe tur dia, su kurason lo kanta wèlga kualke dia riba bo klientenan, i esei por duna bo negoshi mal nòmber! Ki preis un prostituto lo mester kobra mínimo pa 30 minüt?Anto ki regla lo bo pone pa evitá ku bo klientenan femenino ta keda desapuntá, rabiá i frustrá ku e servisio di e prostitutonan?

Kontesta di e respondentenan maskulino tabata lo siguiente:

1. “Mirando ku un hende muhé por hunga asta 15 bia pa dia, mi lo sinta ku nan i alabes promé ku esei investigá kuantu ta e máksimo ku un hòmbu por bai pa dia i ki manera natural tin pa pone nan yega un mínimo di 6 hende pa dia.”

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ideanan magnífiko ku lo hasi Campo Alegre un atrakshon pa tantu hòmber i muhé!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

Aparentemente Campo Alegre Resort tin debenan mionario na Gobièrnu di Kòrsou, i tin plannan pa bende e lugá na findishi. Mi a bai puntra mi respondentenan ku si nan tabata un invershonista ku hopi plaka, kon nan lo a modernisá e sentro nokturno aki pa asina e bira un atrakshon tantu pa hòmber komo muhé.

Campo1Di 30 respondente, 21 ta femenino i 9 maskulino. (Tin 2 hende muhé ku sea nan kòmpiuter a pega òf nan a primi ‘submit’ dos bia. En todo kaso mi no ta bai kambia niun sifra di e resultado, pasó ta muchu molèster.)

Bo a yega di bishita Campo Alegre maske ta un bia den bo bida?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Konosé e pénis mas profundo pa asina bo tambe por yuda salba bida di un hòmber!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Aki mi ta duna bo algun informashon balioso ku ta amplia bo konosementu riba e tereno di e órgano seksual maskulino. No ta tur ta yudabo salba su bida, pero algun si. Sóbadje tin tiki hende hòmber kaba, ke men si bo por duna bo kontribushon pa yuda salba esnan ku a sobra, nos lo apresiá!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Risibí bo promé orgasmo mental ku informashonnan pornográfiko!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Laga nos kuminsá e siman aki di forma un tiki mas kayente. (Aunke si bo a lesa mi buki “Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente” kaba, mi ta imaginá mi ku hinter bo wikènt lo tabata kayente.)

Den momentunan difísil, ora ku mi kasá bandoná mi, frei no tin tempu pa mi, anto e baisait tampoko no ke papia ku mi, pornografia ta bira mi mihó amigu. Pero komo ku ami ta un persona ku mi kuriosidat ta bai hopi mas leu ku djis mira historianan ku falta kreatividat, personanan ku ta aktua malu, i muhénan ku ta keña di forma eksagerá, mi a bai buska algun informashon ku ta eksitá mi mas tantu. Mi a haña algun informashon ku a duna mi mente un tremendo orgasmo. Mi ta kompartí nan ku bo, wak si bo tambe ta haña un orgasmo mental:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Deseo seksual den relashon largu parti 2: Muhénan ta kòrta orea na òrdu!

Reading Time: 11 minutes

Mané mi a komprondé tin hende ta kue masha fadá ora mi skibi algu kòrtiku. Nan ta keda ku yen gana di lesa i sa mas. N’e otro banda tin otro hende ta spanta ora nan mira algu largu, i nan no ta lesa nada mas, i asina nan ta pèrdè hopi informashon balioso. Pa awe, si bo gusta lesa, ‘you’re in for a treat’. Si bo no gusta lesa, mihó bo bai buska otro ko’i hasi, anto keda ignorante numa!

Siman pasá mi a kuminsá trata e tópiko ku si hende muhé tin mas deseo seksual den un relashon largu, kompará ku hende hòmber. (Lesa parti 1 aki). Manera mi a bisa un bia den e buki Kibra Hacha mi a kere ku ta hende muhé so ta ninga sèks. Pero aparentemente e hòmbernan ku ta den relashon largu a pasa e muhénan den bògt. Nan ta ninga sèks mas tantu ku yen preteksto inusual pa e sekso maskulino. Ami a keda babuká.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Hende muhé tin mas deseo seksual kompará ku hende hòmber den un relashon largu?

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Den mi buki Kibra Hacha mi a trata e tema ku si hòmber tin mas deseo seksual kompará ku hende muhé, mirando ku mayoria hòmber tin ku gaña, boga, sklama, saka sèn, i tira liña riba yen muhé pareu djis pa por yega na sèks. Si bo no a lesa e buki, ainda bo no ta lat. Buska di bo na Mensing’s Caminada pasó un bes aki lo no tin mas!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo ta kere ku mi ta opseshoná ku tete, bo tin rason. Lesa e motibunan!

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Si bo tin ku pone e blog aki den un kategoria, den kua lo bo pone? Hopi hende ta relashoná mi semper ku un òf otro temanan seksual, i lesando e blog aki tin hende lo ta puntra nan mes ta kiko mi tin ku tete. Probablemente tin hende lo ta asta pensa ku mi ta ‘some kind of pervert’ ku un opseshon grandi pa tete. E pensamentu aki lo ta bin probablemente pasó mi ta papia (skibi) hopi di, entre otro, tete.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kuantu pareha seksual bo tabata tin den bo bida?

Reading Time: 9 minutes

Esaki ta un pregunta ku hende lo no kontesta fásil. Hende muhé lo bisa bo ku esei no ta bo asuntu, hende hòmber lo bisa bo ku nan no ta kòrda.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Amistat entre hòmber i muhé “Speshi no ta hende!” (Final)

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Esaki ta e último parti di e serie di artikulonan titulá “amistat entre hòmber i muhé”. Klek aki si bo no a lesa e promé parti, anto klek aki si bo no a lesa e di dos parti. Bo no mester klek niun kaminda pa lesa e último parti, djis sigui lesa….

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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