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Bo mester dominá Hulandes pa por goberná nos pais?

Na Kòrsou nos ta vota pa nos representantenan den Parlamento. E partido(nan) ku forma un koalishon, lo disidí ken lo bira Minister, i ken lo drenta Parlamento. Ofisialmente, niun kaminda no ta stipulá ku un persona mester tin bon dominio di idioma pa e por bira ni parlamentario, ni minister. Sinembargo, komo nos representantenan den e órgano mas haltu di nos sistema polítiko, nos komo pueblo ta spera ku nan tin e abilidatnan nesesario pa por hasi e trabou. Komo ku nos ta den reino Hulandes, tin hende ta spera ku mandatario i ministernan, tin bon dominio di e idioma Hulandes. Riba Facebook, mi a mira e siguiente opinion:

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Asin’aki a logra krea un bakuna pa Covid-19 den tempu rèkòrt!

E artíkulo aki ta pa iluminá mente di esnan ku ta poko konfundí, i ku tin sierto dudanan rondó di e bakuna di Pfizer pa Covid-19. Di ningun manera mi lo bai purba kambia pensamentu di esnan ku ta konvensí, ku gobièrnunan i personanan di poder a sinta huntu riba un fecha deskonosí, den un kamber luhoso di un hotel deskonosi, i krea un plan diabóliko den forma di un pandemia, pa afektá bida, salú, mente, pensamentu, libertat i privasidat di delaster un ser humano riba e mundu aki. Mi no tin forsa pa boso!

E sobrá hendenan ku ke sa kon bin a logra krea un bakuna asina lihé pa Covid-19, por sigui lesa.

Djabièrne ultimo, FDA (Food and Drug Administration) a aprobá e bakuna di Pfizer/BioNTech pa uzo di emergensia kontra di Covid-19. Asina Merka a bira e di tres pais, aparte di Inglatera i Canada, ku ta aprobá e bakuna aki, pa asina yuda kombatí un vírùs ku ya a kosta bida di 285 mil Merikano, i 1.5 mion hende rònt mundu. Ami, meskos ku ekspertonan, ta di akuerdo ku FDA a aprobá e bakuna muchu lihé. Pero esaki no ta pasó e bakuna no ta seif, sino simplemente pasó e konfiansa pa ku seguridat di e bakuna no tei. FDA por a yuda “restourá” e konfiansa, dor di a tuma su tempu promé ku a aprobá e bakuna. Pero dikon hopi hende no ta konfia e bakuna aki?

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Tin indikashon ku Covid-19 ta kontagioso, promé ku un persona infektá tin síntoma!

Importante:

Kontrali na loke nos ekspertonan ta bisa, tin indikashon ku Covid-19 ta kontagioso, promé ku un persona infektá tin síntoma!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kòrsou ta nada mas ku den alerta, pa vírus nobo konosí komo Coronavirus?

Un vírus nobo, konosí te aworakí komo 2019-nCOV, a keda konfirmá di ta un tipo di Coronavirus ku nunka ántes a keda detektá den ser humano. Den pasado mundu a konosé Coronavirus kaba den ser humano, un di nan konosí komo Sars (severe acute respiratory síndrome). E vírus aki a kousa kasi 800 morto den añanan 2000. E mesun tipo di vírus aki tabata asosiá ku e epidemia di MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) ku a plama den medio oriente, i a kousa alrededor di 850 morto.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

‘Hoy se bebe!’

Ayera nochi, bo sa kiko mi a bebe? Djus! Ora mi ta den un evento sosial (si mi bai),  bo sa kiko mi ta bebe? Djus tambe. Karnaval, Pasku, aña nobo, i tur sobra momento, mi sa keda bebe djus. Pero awe mi ta bai hasi un eksepshon. Awe mi ke lubida doló i tristesa, pesei awe sí—aparte di hopi awa— lo mi bai bebe djus tambe. Mi no tin bergwensa di bisa ku mi no sa bebe alkohòl—nunka. Pero mi sa mi ta diferente na hopi otro hende, ku pa deseo di pertenesé na e grupo mas grandi, ku orguyo lo bisa ku nan si ta bebe—bebe te bira fuma!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Resúmen ‘squirt show’ na Campo Alegre!

Djamars último durante ‘ladies night’, Campo Alegre a tene pa di promé bia un ‘squirt show’ pa tur hende mira. Ora mi a mira e propaganda riba página di Campo Alegre mi di ku esaki sigur ta algu ku mi tin ku bai wak. Mi a hink’é mesora den mi agènda pa mi kòrda bai wak.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kasonan na Kòrsou ta sigui subi: Alkohòl ligá ku kanser na pechu i prostat!

 Pa mi ta masha sinsero, te ku dia di awe nunka m’a komprondé dikon hende ta bebe alkohòl. Mi a purba tur sorto di bibida, esta bibida seku, bibida muhá, bibida stèrki, bibida lali lali, bibida tropikal, bibida karibense enfin….niun no tabata na mi smak. Di bèrdat mi ke a purba komprondé e komportashon di hende pa ku bebementu, i ta p’esei mi a purba bai riba un trep di bebementu. Mi tabata invitá ken ku ta bai sali, bai na un bar pa nos bai bebe.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ata’ki e mihó ‘sex spots’ den areanan públiko na Kòrsou!

 Sèks tur ora den kuater muraya por bira monótono. Tin hende no por sin un tiki aventura, i sèks den áreanan públiko ta un tremendo manera pa hinka un tiki sous den bo bida seksual.

Lamentablemente mester tene kuenta ku esaki ta un akto ilegal, pues si un dia polis garabo pia hanchu habri ta tuma banana bèrdè den Punda drumí riba un kama di pushi dilanti e logo di CURACAO, chèns ta grandi bo lo bo por pasa dos òf tres anochi den un sèl friu na Rio Canario. Aparte di esei, awendia tur hende tin telefòn i lamentablemente no tin un kódigo di kondukta internashonal ku ta bisa ku mester respetá kada ken su ‘libertat pa hunga den areanan públiko’ kual ta hasi ilegal pa saka potrèt òf filma. Pero esaki no mester stroba bo di hunga den airu liber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Asin’aki aktornan di pòrno ta riska nan bida pa bo plaser!

 Pornografia ta un di e poko kosnan ku hende por haña pòrnada, pero ku tòg tin hende ta paga p’e. Nan ta kumpr’é na revista, video, pelíkula, suskripshonnan riba Internèt etc, anto un gran kantidat di hende ta wak pòrno na trabou. Na 2010 nan a introdusí e ‘domain .xxx’ pa asina uza e ‘domain’ aki spesífikamente pa materialnan pornográfiko. E interes tabata grandi, pero segun ehekutivonan di pornografia, esaki ta hasi mas fásil pa kompanianan blòkia websitenan di pòrno, anto esei nan no ke. Pa bo mir’ei.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E manera di mas fásil i efisiente pa hasi bo pénis mas grandi.

Tamaño di pénis ta algu ku tur hende hòmber ta òf ke broma kuné. Mayoria hòmber tin e impreshon ku mas grandi bo pénis ta, mihó impreshon e lo hasi i mas satisfakshon e lo kousa. Ken por kulpa nan? T’e muhénan ta hinka e idea ei den nan kabes tòg? Manera hende muhé mira hòmber kurpa grandi òf ku sapatu (pia) grandi nan ta puntra si e pénis tambe ta grandi. Nan no ta puntra pa nan kore bai, sino mas bien pasó nan tambe lo tin e idea ku mas grandi, mas mihó.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Sientífikonan a deskubrí ‘mushroom’ ku ta duna muhé orgasmo ora nan hol’é!

Si bo tin un fakansi ta plania masha dia pero bo no sa unda pa bai, konsiderá Hawaii pa bo próksimo destinashon, pasó den fluhonan di lava na Hawaii tin un ‘mushroom’ (padestul) (kual si bo a lesa Kibra Hacha, bo sa kaba ta kiko e ta) ku ta duna orgasmo spontáneo na hende muhé na momentu ku nan hol’é.

E ‘mushroom’ ta koló oraño, i aparentemente ta den e fluhonan di lava kual tin entre 600 pa 10.000 aña bieu, so bo ta hañ’é.

Na aña 2001 dos sientífiko sumamente kurioso a laga algun muhé i hòmber hole e ‘mushroom’ aki. Mas ku mitar di e muhénan a eksperensha un orgasmo spontáneo despues di a hole e ‘mushroom’. Aparentemente e ‘mushroom’ ta saka algun ‘neurotransmitter’ similar na esun ku seleber di hende ta saka na momentu di relashon seksual. Lamentablemente e hòmbernan si no a sinti nada. Al kontrario, nan a haña e kos algu askeroso.

Mi tin ku bisa tambe ku e estudio di e dos sientífikonan aki (John C. Holliday i Noah Soule) a keda desbaratá òf no sientífikamente aseptá. E ‘mushroom’ a keda klasifiká komo un tipo di ‘mushroom’ ku ta pertenesé na e tipo ‘Dictyophora’ ku despues a keda nombrá komo ‘Phallus’, i for di 2001 a keda yamá ‘Afrodisiako femenino.’ i algu difísil pa haña. Pues mi no sa ta dikon nan a hasi e estudio mes. Kisas ta pa nan por bend’é karu ku hende muhénan ku no tin hòmber, kual ta hopi. Ta mi ta pensa mi kos. E figura dje ‘mushroom’ parse un pénis tambe, òf kisas ta mi imaginashon?

Orange mushroomEn todo kaso den un rapòrt publiká ribaInternational Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms’ nan a skibi resultado di e investigashon i aparentemente di 16 hende muhé ku a hole e mushroom, seis a eksperensha un orgasmo spontáneo leve. E sobrá 10 nan a sinti ku nan kurason a kuminsá bati mas duru. E hòmbernan a haña ku e ‘mushroom’ ta hole stinki i ta askeroso. Nan no a sinti nada mas.

Sientífikonan ta haña difísil pa respetá resultado di e investigashon aki debí ku nan a hasi e estudio riba solamente 36 persona boluntario, kual ta un kantidat muchu chikí pa prueba algu, i di e 36 personanan, 20 no a sinti nada. Di esnan ku a eksperensha batimentu di kurason mas fuerte, bo no por relat’é na orgasmo. Por último, e sientífikonan no a mustra kon nan a prueba ku bèrdat loke e seis muhénan a sinti tabata orgasmo.

No laga esaki stroba bo di bai Hawaii si. Prinsipalmente si bo tabata tin intenshon di invitá mi pa bai ku bo. Den mi buki Kibra Hacha mi a skibi algun kos ku no ta duna bo orgasmo, pero nan ta lanta bo deseo seksual si. Lesa e kapítulo di afrodisiako i bai tèst nan tur wak kua ta yuda.

Pa e hendenan ku no sa, tin algu diferente ku nan ta bende ku yama ‘Rush poppers’. Si mi no a skibi esaki den e buki Kibra Hacha, ta pasó mi a lubidá, pero mi ta bai bisabo aworakí: Rush Poppers tambe ta algu ku bo por hole i e ta inkluí e kímiko ku yama ‘isobutyl nitrite’, kual ta relahá bo múskulonan i ardunan sanguineo. Na momentu ku bo hol’é, bo ta kuminsá sinti bo kurpa spesialmente bo kara ta bira kayente. ‘Rush poppers’ ta mehorá bo eksperensha seksual i duna bo un mihó orgasmo. Pero e efekto ta kita un bes, pues sòru pa bo ta ‘ready, steady, go’ ora bo uz’é.

Rush poppers

Ta bon pa bo sa, ku e ta un produkto ku a keda inventá i uzá pa homoseksualnan i e tabata konosí komo ‘gay drug’. Pues e ta hasi sèks anal mas fásil i plasentero. Tin algu tambe ku yama ‘Jungle Juice Poppers’ ku ta básikamente meskos. Bo ta hol’é meskos ku ta kokaina bo ta hala, wanta bo rosea pa sinku sekònde, i mesora bo ta bira haltu. E no ta un droga, bo no ta bira adikto na dje. (A ménos ku bo bai hasi di mas i uz’é tur dia.) Segun mi nan ta bend’é na Kòrsou. Mi n’ ta sigur. Bai chèk bo laga mi sa, anto tèst e mesora tambe bo laga mi sa kon a bai ku bo eksperensha seksual!

DSCN2913Fuente: Mandatory, Science Alert

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[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E motibu dikon sèks anal maskulino no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat!

Den e artíkulo ‘Tur loke bo mester sa di sèks anal’ mi a splika ku e echo ku un hòmber gusta sèks anal, no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat. Si e hòmber gusta ‘beso negro’ of ‘tossing salad’ òf pa muhé hunga ku su anus,  tampoko no tin nada di haber ku homoseksualidat.

Mi ta komprondé e asosashon ku hende ta hasi si, pasó parehanan homoseksual maskulino nan akto primordial tin di haber ku nan anus, pero loke bo ta hasi den kama no tin nada di haber ku si bo ta homoseksual òf nò.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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