Category Archives: General

Rekobrá plaka ku bo a pèrdè hungando “e flor” den kuater stap simpel.

Reading Time: 4 minutes

 Último dianan aki tur hende ta papia di e flor. Hendenan ku bo tin ratu sin tende di nan tabata tuma kontakto ku bo ta pidi bo pa drenta nan flor. En prinsipio yen bia mi a kere ku ta kue nan ke mi kue nan. Pues ami tabata bisa nan ku mas ku klaro lo mi ke drenta nan flor, i nan tabata bisa mi ku 180 florin mi mester i mi por drenta nan flor. Ami tabata pensa ku e dil ei no ta asina malu, pasó aworakí kualke trago-meisje di kalidat ta kobra 300 florin i ainda bo tin ku paga ko’i bebe i hotèl. Pues 180 florin no ta malu. Ta ora ku mi bai hiba e 180 florin i kuminsá kita paña pa mi drenta e flor ku tur hende ta papia di dje, nan ta keda wak mi straño, pasó no ta esei nan ke men.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ku un amigu manera MCB, mi no mester di enemigu!

Reading Time: 10 minutes

Hopi hende ta kategorisá kosnan ku mi skibi riba mi página komo ‘fake’. En realidat no ta asina. De bes en kuando, mi sa haña ideanan pa krea un historia rondó di akontesimentunan ku a sosodé den komunidat òf ku mi persona. E ideanan aki ta kai mas bien bou di sátira. Ta ideanan ku mayoria bia ta basá riba algu ku a sosodé di bèrdat, i sea mi a pone algu aserka pa eksager’é òf pa dòrn’é ku un tiki ‘dark humor’. Ta ami su stail. Bo no mester gusta ni aprobá esei.

Sátira pa esnan ku no sa, ta e uzo di humor, ironia òf eksagerashon pa ekspresá un pensamentu. Tin hende ta hasié pa ridikulisá òf krítika un persona òf instansia. Partikularmente polítikonan ta resultá víktima di sátira pa motibu di nan komportashon hipókrita.     

Na Kòrsou aki, ta parse mi ku nos no konosé esaki, i pa motibu di flohera i ignoransia, hopi hende ta sea tuma e sátira komo e realidat, òf (pa nan ta ‘safe’) nan ta kere ku tur kos ku mi skibi ta falsu, pa motibu ku pa nan, e ta difísil pa diferenshá kiko ta real for di kiko no. Esaki ta algu ku ami lo tin ku bai kambia, pa evita konfushon.

Loke mi ta bai skibi aki, mi por bisa bo ku e no ta kai bou di ni ‘fake news’ ni sátiro. Mi ta bai konta presis loke a sosodé, na e manera ku ami a eksperensi’é.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Four questions that will help you find your purpose in life!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

My psychologist once told me the reason most people come in for therapy is that they don’t know what the fuck they want. (He said “fuck”, not me.) That might be true because living life without a purpose might make you feel kind of blue, therefore feeling pretty unhappy. Luckily for you, there is something that can help.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Reading Time: 10 minutes

Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

This is how Chinese men are the simple solution to our “lack of men” problem!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

The world’s population has been over seven billion people for seven years already, which according to many people—and I 100% agree with them— is more than what the planet can sustain. China alone is putting a lot more pressure on that. China’s population is at almost 1.5 billion people. This overpopulation caused them to apply a ‘one child per family’ policy which was introduced in 1979. Families who fail to comply with this rule would face huge fines and have to undergo abortions. Sterilization was also forced on the Chinese people.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

I’m sorry but I have to confess this to you.

Reading Time: 4 minutes

You know, I had no idea I was subscribed to so many websites. I’ve come to realize this when I was continuously receiving e-mails about a so called ‘Privacy Policy and Data Protection update’. For the past few days many companies have been telling me that they have updated their privacy policies. That’s because the European Union recently passed a new law about privacy and data protection that affects all companies operating in the European Zone. It’s called the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation, effective as of May 25, 2018), which contains significant changes in data protection regulation in the European Union (EU) and European Economic Area (EEA), and it replaces the former legal framework Data Protective Directive. This is not the confession, but here it comes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

The voice behind the ‘Yanny or Laurel’ debate finally reveals what he actually said!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

It became such a heated debate on Internet, Television, Radio shows, and pretty much all other media channels. It seemed to me like another “what color is the dress?” viral thingie. When I heard the clip I clearly heard what the voice said, but many people heard something completely different which led me to believe that many people have a hearing problem.

So what is the voice really saying?
Actor Jay Aubrey Jones told the NBC in an interview that he barely recognized his own voice in the recording. “I’m completely and utterly floored by this, I’m really amused…every so often I’m laughing”, he said.

Listen to the clip one more time before we reveal the truth…listen to it carefully:

What Jones actually said was—hold tight, for you’re not going to believe this—‘Hink’é aden’, which is my latest book that’s coming out this Sunday May 27th. For only 50 bucks you can get yours. Just come by at Hotel Trupial Inn between 2 and 5 PM and I’ll give you the best humor book ever written!

I know, I was just as shocked by you to realize that my book’s name has been going around all over the internet for the past few days. I just realized that I’m famous. I am so going to be a millionaire. After I cash in all my money I’m going to buy a big house on a deserted island far away from everyone, four sport cars and helicopter.

Okay, let me come back to earth…..555

What the actor Jay Aubrey said during the clip, and Jones confirmed this during the interview, was the word “Laurel”. He explained that the clip was from a 10 year old recording for Vocabulary.com which is a website to help students in learning new words. I don’t know why they should learn the word “Laurel”, or who the hell is Laurel, but that’s how it is.

Image: NBC New York

Experts explain that people may hear two different words due to the frequency of the sound which is captured differently by our brains. Even President of the United States was caught up in this debate. What a way to waste presidential time, isn’t it. I wonder if he would grab Laurel by the pussy too if he knew her. Hmmm

Anyway, there you have it. Those who were convinced that the word was Yannie, y’all should change your brain frequency. It’s capturing the wrong signals. LOL

But hey, ‘Hink’é aden’ (Put it in) is still pretty close to Laurel too, so…yeah. I’m going with ‘HInk’é aden.

Source: Mirror

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Hende hòmber por tin speshi pa buki asina?

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Dos aña pasá mi a pidi Aymar p’e lesa mi buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ p’e duna mi su opinion honesto riba kontenido di e buki. E di ku mi ku e ta purba les’é, pero ku e no gusta lesa buki. Mi a bis’é ku no ta nada i p’e djis hasi su bèst.

El a bai kas bai lesa e buki i den dos dia e ta puntra mi si mi tin mas. Mi a bis’é nò, i ku ta tuma mi mas ku un aña pa skibi un buki. No ta mané galiña ku ta pone webu tur dia mi ta saka buki. E di ku mi ku nunka el a hari asina tantu lesando un buki, anto e ke mas pa lesa. Mi a bis’é no tin.

Siguiente siman e ta ‘app’ mi puntra mi atrobe si tin mas buki. Mi a rabia i blòk e. E ponementu di preshon ei, ami no por kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

I.B.F.F. su evento ‘Gala of Beauty’ a laga mi keda mal di shòk!

Reading Time: 8 minutes

 Djadumingu último e organisashon I.B.F.F. tabata tin su evento ‘Gala of Beauty’ titulá “Andale, Andale Mexico” na Curaçao Renaissance Hotel.

Mi a keda invitá pa presensiá e evento aki, kual mi tabata tin espektativanan haltu p’e, komo mi sa ku e persona na kabes, esta Aubrey America, su eventonan ta di alto nivel. Mi ta suponé ku e sa ku mi ta un persona sumamente opservativo i krítiko, pues mi ta kere ku e sa ku si ami presensiá e evento aki, lo mi bai kas despues i skibi un relato krítiko riba tur e kosnan ku mi a opservá. Prinsipalmente kosnan ku a shòk mi, mi no por keda ketu riba nan. A ni maske e paga mi, mi no ta keda ketu riba nan.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ta sumamente importante pa bo sa ku…..

Reading Time: 4 minutes

 Mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’ ta riba laman na kaminda pa Kòrsou. Esaki lo bira mi di kuater buki na Papiamentu ku mi a skibi i publiká kompletamente riba mi mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Antianonan ta floho pa lesa, según investigashon Universidat Erasmus!

Reading Time: 1

Si bo ta lesando e teksto aki, pabien. Bo ta un di e tiki personanan ku ta habri un ‘link’ pa lesa loke tin skibí. Mayoria hende no ta hasié, i tin di nan ta asta duna komentario sin lesa nada. Nan ta lesa solamente e titulo, i kuminsá bati boka (òf dede).

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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