Category Archives: CuckooPress in English

Four reasons why you were hating on singer Gale Harry!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

 There is a video going around Facebook of a lady singer named Gale Harry that caught quite a few steamed reactions. She’s apparently a country singer from Curaçao and one of her videos, which was uploaded about a year ago, got more than 20K views. Here’s a clip of one of her songs:

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Yes! Sex can kill you, unless……..

Reading Time: 3 minutes

 There are (I think) two ways your heart can malfunction and cause you to die. There is cardiac arrest, and there is heart attack. Cardiac arrest happens when the heart malfunctions and suddenly stops beating. In Papiamentu we say “E kurason a strike”. It causes someone to fall unconscious and stop breathing. Unless Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation or defibrillation (CPR) is rapidly given to this person, the person will die. In Papiamentu we say “kapush”. Heart attack is different. Heart attack happens when blood flow to the heart is blocked.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Facebook might be planning to own the world and it’s quite scary. Here’s why!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

 Disclaimer: first of all, I got nothing against Facebook. I’m an avid Facebook user, I have a Facebook profile, Facebook page and I’ve met tons of friends, girlfriends and hook-ups on Facebook. I have absolutely nothing against Mark Zuckerberg. So if you’re reading this Mr. Zuckerberg, I think you are one of the greatest minds of the century with your quirky curly nerdy hair and cute innocent face. I’m not kissing your ass, I’m just being friendly. (However, if you want me to take down this article from my website, just give me about a million dollars I would lick, kiss, suck, finger and do whatever you want to your ass plus take the article down. It’s not bribery by the way…… just saying.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Life just happens! Are you going to live it?

Reading Time: 3 minutes

 I know a couple who have been living together as a family for about 20 years. I asked her how they met and she succinctly responded: “we met on a island and later hooked up in a hotel. We started having sexual encounters and 20 years later, here we are.”

I often times ask people when was their happiest moments in life, and they instantly respond when their child or children were born. When asked, about another happy moment in their life except when their children were born, they have to think for a while. When I think about mine, I realize that my happiest days in life were not planned. It just happened. I met someone, we hooked up, and she gave me the happiest days of my life, and also a lot of good stories to write about.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Take being single to the next level—Marry yourself!

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 Do you want to know why my ex girlfriend broke up with me? I wasn’t ready for marriage. That’s the only reason. Can you believe her?

You see, marriage apparently was her ultimate dream. Like a fairytale that she was determined to make a reality. She left her previous boyfriend for the same reason before she got with me. But she told me there’s no hurry. That she can wait. Well, as it turns out, she couldn’t.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

How is it like to move to the Netherlands?

Reading Time: 8 minutes

 As many of you already know, I got tired of Curaçao and I moved to the Netherlands…….forever!

Sorry my people, but I’m not coming back. It’s too hot in Curaçao; the people are stupid, they are all saying “Bon Dia, Bon Siman” all the time like programmed robots. The system sucks, the politicians sucks even more. I can’t even find a girlfriend in Curaçao, because they don’t know how to deal with an introvert. So I packed my stuff, signed out, and I left.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

I’m fine, really!

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 Many people are emotionally baffled, wounded, vulnerable and protective. We feel many things we don’t understand, and we fear our emotions since they are very hard to control. We are also afraid to learn more about what we feel, why we feel it and how to control it, because to do it you will have to realize, accept and work on things that might be painful and uncomfortable. That includes talking to someone about your truest feelings. Since this is so hard, this is what we do instead:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

I needed a relationship…..and I got it!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

 I needed a partner, I needed a relationship
I needed a soul mate, to give me companionship

I needed a family, so we could live together happily
I needed a reputable job where I could develop rapidly
I needed cars, house, and things that would convey financial stability

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

I really really miss my ex!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

 I really really miss my ex-girlfriend.
Yes, I am man enough to admit it.
My life is so empty and boring without her.
She used to be my everything and so much more
I’m sitting here crying over her while getting drunk at a bar
Honey, I want you to know that I still love you…wherever you are.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

10 things men do to impress women that just don’t work!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

 I’ve been discussing with some women about things men do to impress them to find out how they feel about these things. Some of the things men do to impress woman seem utterly ridiculous to me, but I wanted to find out whether they are being impressed or disgusted by certain behaviors men display. I found out some interesting things, that I want to address with the guys. Hopefully you’ll learn something.

Here are some of the things men to do impress girls that according to women, they just don’t work:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Here’s what I think about a Facebook ‘dislike’ button that people has been asking for!

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Facebook announced on Tuesday that they are making something like a ‘dislike’ button so you can express when you don’t like a post or something like that. According to Facebook Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg, the ‘like’ button isn’t always appropriate for some posts, for example a tragic news or event. Sometimes people want something beyond a ‘like’ button.

However he dismissed the idea of calling it ‘dislike’. It’s more like something to show empathy for a closed one that has passed away for example or a post of a natural disaster.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

If Drew Lynch has the courage to try, why can’t you?

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Former softball player Drew Lynch got a sports injury when he got hit in his throat during a softball game. The ball took on a funny hop hitting him in his throat which damaged some nerves in his vocal cords. Drew used to be a jock who thought he was better than everybody else. He said he was nothing but a jerk before. The accident changed his life. His girlfriend Veronica suggested him to talk about his problem and frustration on stage, and he’s been doing that for four years already in the form of comedy. He says the comedy helps him coping with his condition.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

20 things you should consider doing before you die!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

We all got one life and by all means we should live it to the fullest. The world is filled with fantastic things to do and you should not let fear stand in your way of doing anything.

I found 20 things that I’’ll go through right now to see which I’ve already done, and which I will definitely do before I die, (or at least wish to do) and which one I would never do!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Steven Hawking done lost his mind for spending about 100 million dollars to look for Aliens!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

I honestly believe that Dr. Steven Hawking, considered one of the greatest minds of the 21st century, has lost his damn mind.

At the Royal Society in London, the famed physicist together with the Russian Billionaire Yuri Milner launched a $100 million initiative to search for what they called “signs of intelligent life beyond earth”, which basically means Aliens.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

With just a smile you can brighten up someone else’s day!

Reading Time: 1

What do I know about smiling? Well, to be honest, not so much. I do smile, it just happens often inside of my head. I forget to express it with my face sometimes.

It used to be like that, until I noticed how my frowns put worries into people. My frowns can even scare people. Scare them so much that they disappear for days, weeks, even months.

Now that’s both good and bad. It’s good to know I can scare people that much with just a dirty look, but it’s bad because I’m all for making up people’s day. Make them feel good when they are around me!

So wherever you are, please know I’m smiling at you, with you and to you!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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