Category Archives: Cuckoo Calls

8 tep balioso ku bo mester sa promé bo bai Karnaval!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

 Nos ta bai drenta un wikènt largu yen di aktividatnan karnavalesko. Hopi di nos lo bai kore kaya te anochi lat, kome un kantidat i variedat di kos ku no ta bon pa nos salú, bebe alkohòl te ora e kurpa dal abou, , i tur esakinan ku intenshon pa nos gosa i pasa bon. Nada ni niun hende lo no stroba nos di hasi esei. E wikènt aki nos lo ta pa nos kuenta.

Pero tòg ta bon pa tuma algun prekoushon pa ku e salú, pasó si bo ta suak kaba, anto riba dje bo kastigá bo kurpa ku alkohòl, saté ku batata ku hopi kèchup i mayonès, ‘hotdog’ yen di sodium, popcorn, suikerspin etc, chèns ta grandi ku promé ku nan kima momo, bo ta kuminsá mira angelnan ta baha fo’i shelu pa bin buskabo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E motibu dikon mi ta hopi desapuntá ku resultado festival di tumba 2016!

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Tur aña di nobo mi tin problema ku e manera ku hurado ta skohe finalistanan i nan respektivo órden. Mi no sa ta ken ta sinta den e pènel di hurado, pero mi ta kere nan no sa nada di tumba. Semper nan ta bisa ku pueblo mester respetá desishon di hurado, pero nan mes ta hasie difisil pa respetá. Ami sigur no ta respetá nada pasó mi ta haña miembronan di hurado simplemente no sa kiko nan ta ‘bezig’ kuné.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kambia bo ‘password’ aworakí si e ta paresé den e lista aki…

Reading Time: 4 minutes

E grupo di seguridat SplashData a saka un lista di e kontraseñanan (password) mas komun pa 2015 ku usuarionan di Internèt sa usa. E lista ta karga e nòmber “kontraseñanan di mas malu pa 2015”. Pa di sinku aña kaba SplashData a bin ta publiká e lista aki pa mustra hende kon nan mes ta pone nan informashonnan na peliger, protehando nan informashon ku e kontraseñanan di mas simpel i fásil ku un hende por rei òf desifrá.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E manera di mas fásil i efisiente pa hasi bo pénis mas grandi.

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Tamaño di pénis ta algu ku tur hende hòmber ta òf ke broma kuné. Mayoria hòmber tin e impreshon ku mas grandi bo pénis ta, mihó impreshon e lo hasi i mas satisfakshon e lo kousa. Ken por kulpa nan? T’e muhénan ta hinka e idea ei den nan kabes tòg? Manera hende muhé mira hòmber kurpa grandi òf ku sapatu (pia) grandi nan ta puntra si e pénis tambe ta grandi. Nan no ta puntra pa nan kore bai, sino mas bien pasó nan tambe lo tin e idea ku mas grandi, mas mihó.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ta buska dama ku bon tete ku mi a topa den wikènt!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Djasabra ultimo ei mi a bai sali un ratu, buskando algu ‘leuk’ pa mira. Den un bar konosí na Kòrsou aki mi a topa ku un dama masha bunita mes. E tabata nechi bistí, hole masha dushi mes, anto e tabata tin hopi bon tete. Manera semper, mi no ta laga un bon oportunidat pasa. Mi a aserk’é pa dun’é un kòmplimènt ku mi a gusta su tetenan, kual pa ami ta algu masha normal. Pero pa un motibu of otro, el a keda wak mi manera kos ku ta hende straño mi ta.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Organisashon nobo na Kòrsou: ‘Friendzone Anonymous’!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Nos tur konosé instanshanan manera ‘Alcoholics Anonymous’, ‘Cocaine Anonymous’, ‘Meth Anonymous’, ‘Overeaters Anonymous’ etc. Awèl ami di CuckooPress, pa promé biaha na Kòrsou ta bai bin ku ‘Friendzone Anonymous’.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E leon ku tur hende tabatin mied’i dje!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Den un suidat yamá Curason tabatin un pueblo chikí ta biba. Den e pueblo tabata tin un leon ku tur hende tabatin miedu di dje. E leon no tabata kome niun hende, pero si e ta ataka mucha i hende grandi i tin ora morde nan. Vários bia nan a purba na atrapá e leon aki pa asina liberá e pueblo di e menasa ku e ta representá, pero nunka nan a logra. E leon tabata grandi i feros i manera hende mir’é nan ta alehá i kore bai skonde. Aunke e leon tabata mustra balente i feros, e tabata sintié su so i deprimí.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Di unda mi inspirashon pa skibi ta bini?

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Hopi bia mi sa haña mi ku e pregunta di unda mi ta haña inspirashon pa skibi. Anto mayoria bia mi no sa kiko mi tin ku kontesta e persona. Pues pa evita ku kada bes mi tin ku inventá un historia i taip òf splika e mesun kos ei, mi ta konta bosnan tur e bèrdat. Pa próksimo bia ku un hende puntrami, mi ta djis manda e artíkulo aki pa nan lesa.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Awor si mi ta kla ku muhénan ku kos falsu na nan kurpa.

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Un muhé ku yen kos falsu na su kurpa a her’i kibra mi bida i te asta mata mi. Bo ke sa kiko a pasa? Laga mi konta bo!

Komo un hende hòmber komun i koriente mi a bai sali ku un yùfrou ku segun ami tabata ‘all natural’. Loga e no tabata tin nada ‘natural’ riba su kurpa. Pa di promé, e tabata tin un peluka straño bistí. E kos a keda manera tènt Wigwam riba su kabes. Masha fastioso.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Mi promé eksperensha den un misa!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

(Atvertensha: si bo ta religiosamente sensibel, por fabor no lesa e historia aki. Kòrda mi a atvertí! No lesa kaba bin reklamá!)

Esnan ku ta sigui CuckooPress regularmente por a nota un par’i dia ku mi tabata ousente. Esei tabata debí na algun problemanan personal, emoshonal, sosial, finansiero, familiar i sikológiko ku mi tabata konfrontando.

Esei a pone ku mi a papia ku algun hende ku a konsehá mi bai misa djadumingu i pidi pa iluminashon djariba. Pues esei mi a hasi. Mi mester bisa si ku nunka mi no a yeg’i bai misa, pues e eksperensha di ayera tabata kompletamente nobo p’ami.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Sera konosí ku klup di hòmber pa muhénan soltero di Kòrsou!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

Dor di e kantidat haltu di damanan soltero ku tin na Kòrsou i ku ta reklamá ku no tin hòmber soltero na drechi mas, mi a disidí ku mi ta bai lanta un klup di hòmber pa muhénan soltero, ya e damanan no mester buska mas.

Den e klup aki, hòmbernan ku ta disponibel por registrá den e diferente kategorianan ku tin. Tin diferente kategoria pa asina nos komplasé smak di kada muhé ku ta buskando un hòmber.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E motibu dikon mi ta bai kuminsa yama tur hende simplemente ‘B’!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Skibimentu di teksto a trese hopi abreviashon di palabra kuné. No ta abreviashonnan ofisial, sino simplemente kos di hende floho ku ta kòrta den e palabranan pa nan por kaba di tek mas lihé.

Klaro, pasó awendia niun hende no tin tempu pa skibi “Konta ku bo?” Awor e kos ta “Knt?”

Awendia niun hende no tin tempu pa skibi “Kiko bo a hasi e dianan aki?”. Awor e kos ta “Ki ba hasi?”

Awendia niun hende no tin tempu pa skibi: “Kiko yùfrou a papia den klas di wiskunde?” Awor e ta “Kk yuf a pp den klas di wis?”

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Di bishita den Cuckoo Office: Ydellienne Heerenveen

Reading Time: 14 minutes

Sintá den Cuckoo Office sin nada mashá di hasi ta purba pensa algu pa mi skibi, mi ta sinta fèrfelá mi mes ta manda ‘emoticons’ pa hende riba ‘app’. Den tur ku mi a manda un di nan a bai pa Ydellienne Heerenveen. El a kontesta puntrando mi kiko a pasa. M’a bis’é nada. Mi ta sinti mi laf. El a puntra mi na unda mi ta. M’a bis’é den Cuckoo Office. E di ku mi ward’é un ratu, e ta yega 3or serka mi.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Cristiano Ronaldo den un seshon di foto’s ‘Solo para mujeres’!

Reading Time: 3 minutes

Pa hopi hende, e ta mas un modelo ku e ta un futbolista. Hopi hende ta konsider’é e atleta mas sèksi na mundu. Mi tin sigur ku e mes ta un ku ta kere esei, pasó riba vèlt e ta kana konstantemente ku su spil, peña i makiyahe pa e no sali fo’i òrdu na televishon.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Jandino heeft me gewoon in de straat gelaten!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Nunka bo no sa haña gana di hasi algu di bon kurason pa komplasé un hende? Awèl, awe Ydellienne Heerenveen, un yùfrou masha agradabel i amikal mes, a hasi aña, anto su deseo ta p’e bai wak show di Jandino Asporaat titulá ‘Hoe dan ook’. Ya komo el a pidi na un manera masha lif mes, mi a primintié ku mi ta wak dos karchi pa nos bai.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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