Category Archives: Cuckoo Calls

Bo horoskopo pa awe 8 di novèmber 2017 ku Astrólogo Lion Spratt!

Reading Time: 4 minutes

Nota: bo tin ku aplika e loke bo horoskopo ta bisa pa evita mala suerte eterno den bo bida. Ata bo horoskopo di awe.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E yùfrou aki ta sumamente insistente te ku m’a dun’é loke e tabata ke!

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Ki ora bo tin ku keda insistí riba algu? Ki ora bo ta sa unda bo tin ku hala e liña na momentu ku bo ta pidiendo algu? Tin bia ora bo keda insistí riba algu nèt e ora ei bo tin chèns di keda sin haña nada, pero si bo hunga bo kartanan bon, bo tin chèns di hañ’é.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Esaki ta loke a pasa despues ku mi a pega soño den kamber di un prostituta!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Mi no tin bèrgwensa di bisa e kos aki, mi ta atmití ku kos ta poko malu pa mi den e área di amor, konsekuentemente ta difísil pa mi wòrdu satisfasé seksualmente dor di muhénan regular. Esei ta pone ku mi a bai buska satisfakshon seksual serka un profeshonal i e lugá mas sigur pa hasi esei ta na Campo Alegre.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Wak kuantu sèn e muhé aki ta traha den un luna hasiendo e trabou aki!

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 Hopi bia ora bo kere ku bo bida a frakasá, ku no tin niun oportunidat mas pa bo, ku niun kompania no ta tuma bo pa trabou, lo bo deskubrí abilidatnan ku bo tin, ku nunka bo no tabata sa di dje, òf mas bien atributonan ku naturalesa a duna bo ku ta hasi bo sumamente riku.

Kristu Love no por a haña un trabou despues di skol dor ku tur hende tabata bis’é ku e ta muchu gordo. Probablemente ta su tetenan e hendenan lo tabata tin problema kuné pasó e no ta parse mi asina gordo.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Den porta di elekshon: gobièrnu ku plan mionario pa baha kalor na Kòrsou!

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Resientemente e organisashon National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) a konfirmá ku Mart di e aña aki tabata e Mart di mas kayente di historia i ku luna di Aprel tambe lo kibra un rèkòrt. Ya kaba mundu tin un racha di kalor di 11 luna ta bai, komo konsekuensia di efektonan di ‘El Niño’. Esakinan a keda publiká últimamente den e artíkulo ‘Pronto tur hende lo tin ku kuminsá kana sunú na Kòrsou’!

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Si bo sigui hasi e kos aki, nunka mas un muhé lo habri pia p’abo!

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 Algun tempu pasá mi a manda un mensahe privá riba Facebook pa un yùfrou, pero dor ku el a kontestá mi masha seku mes, mi no a sigui molostiá. Despues di tempu e mes a manda un mensahe pa mi. Mi a keda masha straño pasó dia ami a aserk’é el a trata mi tur seku. Pero el a splika mi ku e hòmbernan riba Facebook tin’e fada, pa motibu ku asina nan mira un potrèt di dje ku nan ta gusta, nan ta kuminsá bombardi’é ku yen mensahe. Mi a bis’é ku e mester apresiá e atenshon ku e hòmbernan ta dun’é pasó dia e hòmbernan stòp, e lo no gusta. El a bisa mi no sa kon iritante e kos ei ta, ta p’esei mi ta bisa asina.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

E motibu dikon mi a stòp di buska trabou!

Reading Time: 8 minutes

 Manera m’a komprobá pa mi mes, hende ta sinti goso riba tristesa di otro. Pues mi ta bai konta boso un tristesa mas di mi:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Asina’ki haponesnan ta mustra kon tin ku trata un pénis!!

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 Semper m’a bisa ku mi ta enkantá ku diferente tradishon hapones, i awe e haponesnan ta selebrá un di nan:

Tur promé djadumingu di aprel, haponesnan ta selebrá e asina yamá ‘Kanamara Matsuri’, kual ora bo tradusié ta e ta nifiká ‘Festival di e pénis di heru’. Tradishonalmente nan ta simplemente yam’é ‘Festival di pénis!’ E historia tras di e festival aki ta poko straño i sin sentido, pero mi ta splik’é tòg por si akaso bo ta interesá pa sa:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Nunka mi por a pensa ku tin muhé mièrdè manera esun aki!

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 Na momentu ku mi a skibi e buki ‘Awa, Habon ku Past’i Djente’ nunka mi por a pensa ku hende lo a les’é, anto bisa mi ku nan a hari te lora abou. E buki ta kontené  kosnan serio i tristu ku mi a pasa aden. Mi no por imagina mi hende ta hari tristesa di otro. Mi a disidí di hinka tur mi eksperenshanan den un buki, pa hende haña duele di mi i duna mi brasa di konsuelo. Nunka mi por a pensa ku un hende lo por ta kapas di kumpra mi buki, anto despues manda un mensahe asin’aki p’ami:

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Ora hende muhé mira e potrètnan aki di mi pénis, nan ta bira loko!

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 Un kos ku hende hòmber gusta hasi, ta manda potrèt di nan pénis pa hende muhé. Hopi hòmber ta kere ku manera nan hasi esaki, e muhé ta haña un gana di subi i bula riba nan pa sèks fervientemente ku nan, sinembargo, e kos ei no ta funshoná ku tur muhé, i mi ta asta tribi di bisa ku kasi e no ta funshoná mes.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Lo bo no ta kere, pero tur e 10 kosnan aki a pasa di bèrdat!

Reading Time: 9 minutes

 Tin algun kos ku ta pasa den bida ku ta simplemente muchu straño pa hende kere, pero pa prèt i ridíkulo ku nan ta zona, e historianan aki a pasa ègt di bèrdat. E historianan aki ta prueba ku  aparentemente tur kos ta posibel.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Muhé ku ta ninga hòmber sèks no sa di e konsekuensianan aki!

Reading Time: 7 minutes

 Tin ora hende muhé no sa den ki baina nan ta hinka nos ku ta hende hòmber aden. Mi frei por ehèmpel ta rabiá ku mi e dianan aki pa algu ku mi a hasi òf ta pa algu ku mi a keda sin hasi, i e no ta papiando ku mi. El a bisa mi ku miéntras mi no pidi pordon, e no ta atendé ku mi. Mi no sa presis pakiko e ta rabiá, pero mi  a bis’é bon kla ku mi no ta pidi pordon pa kos ku mi no sa si mi a hasi òf keda sin hasi. Pero esaki ta nifiká ku e no ta duna mi loke mi mester. Sèks ta un nesesidat básiko pa hende hòmber, anto kualke muhé ku ta ninga hòmber sèks, na mi opinion mester wòrdu será den prizon.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Kon bin ‘zwijgrecht’ por yuda Gerrit Schotte den korte, pero ami nò?

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Dia 11 di mart próksimo nos lo tende veredikto di wes riba e kaso di Gerrit Schotte. Durante tratamentu di e kaso nos tur por a mira kon tantu Gerrit komo su pareha Cicely a hasi uzo di nan derechi di keda ketu. Hopi hende a keda diskutí ku si esaki lo yuda nan si òf nò.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Loke bo tin ku hasi pa risibí un tremendo regalo riba dia di San Valentino!

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Mi ta masha agradesido na tur e 5000+ hendenan ku a ‘like’ e página aki riba Facebook. Mi no tin palabra pa gradesí boso. (Mi tin palabra si, pero mi ke hasi e kos un suspenso un tiki dramátiko.)

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

Panter ta kana lòs na Kòrsou? Bosnan no ta niun tiki serio!

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Pa basta dia kaba hendenan ta menshoná ku nan a mira un panter aki na Kòrsou den e área di banda abou. Mi no ta gran konosedó di bestia, pero pa ami, básikamente tur bestia ku no tin un kara lif, ta sumamente peligroso. Ke men ami tin miedu di asta un chihuahua.

[Even though blogging costs a lot of time and money, I don’t feel like charging my blog readers to be able to read my content. I want to keep it free for everyone. However, funds are still needed in order to produce and publish quality content, as well as writing and publishing books. Consider making a one-time donation to Lion Spratt as a way to show your support. Click here to learn how. Thank you in advance for your generosity!]

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