Awor mi tin problema ku Gobièrnu, Polis i tambe Ministerio Públiko.

Promé ku tur kos, mi ke bisa ku mi tin mas miedu di Bankonan, Gobièrnu, Polis i Ministerio Públiko, ku mi tin miedu di un atrakadó. Ami por suerte, te ainda mi More »

Here is why your friend’s travel pictures irritate you!

Let’s be honest, we know how people want us to feel happy for their success, and most of us genuinely do. But we also can’t help to feel a little envy or More »

3 motibu dikon no ta kumbiní bo hunga ‘hard to get!’

Mi sa bon bon, ku tin hopi hende muhé soltero, ku gana di konosé un hòmber soltero (na tinu) pa nan por sali kuné. Pero e muhé ainda a keda ku kustumbernan More »

Rekobrá plaka ku bo a pèrdè hungando “e flor” den kuater stap simpel.

 Último dianan aki tur hende ta papia di e flor. Hendenan ku bo tin ratu sin tende di nan tabata tuma kontakto ku bo ta pidi bo pa drenta nan flor. En More »

Muhénan mièrdè asin’aki no meresé di haña un bon hòmber!

Poko dianan ei mi tabata atendé ku algun kos den mi kamber, i mi tabata tende gritunan masha spantoso. Mi a tende un hòmber grita, zundra, i tambe mi tabata tende zonido More »

Four questions that will help you find your purpose in life!

My psychologist once told me the reason most people come in for therapy is that they don’t know what the fuck they want. (He said “fuck”, not me.) That might be true More »

Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing More »

Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta More »

Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi More »

Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa More »

Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, More »

Pa bisa bo frankamente, yu’i Kòrsou ta yu’i p*ta!

Pa di promé, e nòmber di e artikulo aki di ningun forma ta representá e bèrdat ni mi opinion riba e pueblo yu’i Kòrsou. Di ningun forma mi ke insinuá ku niun More »

Awor mi tin problema ku Gobièrnu, Polis i tambe Ministerio Públiko.

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Promé ku tur kos, mi ke bisa ku mi tin mas miedu di Bankonan, Gobièrnu, Polis i Ministerio Públiko, ku mi tin miedu di un atrakadó. Ami por suerte, te ainda mi no a yega di wòrdu atraká nunka. Te ainda, nunka un kriminal a yega di kita algu di sumo balor fo’i (‘afkloppen’). Lamentablemente mi no por bisa meskos di banko, gobièrnu, polis ni Ministerio Públiko.

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Here is why your friend’s travel pictures irritate you!

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Let’s be honest, we know how people want us to feel happy for their success, and most of us genuinely do. But we also can’t help to feel a little envy or jealousy too, especially when we think that everybody else around us is doing better than us. The reason we feel this is because aside from enjoying deep social connections with our peers, we are quite socially competitive too. We like to know how we are doing in life compared to others and if you are honest you will accept that we like to show off to some extent too. When we see others “showing off”, when we have nothing to brag about, we feel a little bit envious!

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3 motibu dikon no ta kumbiní bo hunga ‘hard to get!’

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Mi sa bon bon, ku tin hopi hende muhé soltero, ku gana di konosé un hòmber soltero (na tinu) pa nan por sali kuné. Pero e muhé ainda a keda ku kustumbernan antikuá ku awendia no ta duna masha resultado positivo.

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E penis ku tin e muhénan loko—historia real!

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Den mayoria kaso bo ta haña ku ta hende hòmber ta esun ku ta purba konvensé un muhé pa sèks kuné. Tin muhé ta asta apliká un ‘90-day rule’ promé ku nan bai kama ku un hòmber i tin ta keda wanta hòmber abou dos aña largu promé ku e hòmber por sèks ku e muhé.

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Rekobrá plaka ku bo a pèrdè hungando “e flor” den kuater stap simpel.

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 Último dianan aki tur hende ta papia di e flor. Hendenan ku bo tin ratu sin tende di nan tabata tuma kontakto ku bo ta pidi bo pa drenta nan flor. En prinsipio yen bia mi a kere ku ta kue nan ke mi kue nan. Pues ami tabata bisa nan ku mas ku klaro lo mi ke drenta nan flor, i nan tabata bisa mi ku 180 florin mi mester i mi por drenta nan flor. Ami tabata pensa ku e dil ei no ta asina malu, pasó aworakí kualke trago-meisje di kalidat ta kobra 300 florin i ainda bo tin ku paga ko’i bebe i hotèl. Pues 180 florin no ta malu. Ta ora ku mi bai hiba e 180 florin i kuminsá kita paña pa mi drenta e flor ku tur hende ta papia di dje, nan ta keda wak mi straño, pasó no ta esei nan ke men.

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Ku un amigu manera MCB, mi no mester di enemigu!

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Hopi hende ta kategorisá kosnan ku mi skibi riba mi página komo ‘fake’. En realidat no ta asina. De bes en kuando, mi sa haña ideanan pa krea un historia rondó di akontesimentunan ku a sosodé den komunidat òf ku mi persona. E ideanan aki ta kai mas bien bou di sátira. Ta ideanan ku mayoria bia ta basá riba algu ku a sosodé di bèrdat, i sea mi a pone algu aserka pa eksager’é òf pa dòrn’é ku un tiki ‘dark humor’. Ta ami su stail. Bo no mester gusta ni aprobá esei.

Sátira pa esnan ku no sa, ta e uzo di humor, ironia òf eksagerashon pa ekspresá un pensamentu. Tin hende ta hasié pa ridikulisá òf krítika un persona òf instansia. Partikularmente polítikonan ta resultá víktima di sátira pa motibu di nan komportashon hipókrita.     

Na Kòrsou aki, ta parse mi ku nos no konosé esaki, i pa motibu di flohera i ignoransia, hopi hende ta sea tuma e sátira komo e realidat, òf (pa nan ta ‘safe’) nan ta kere ku tur kos ku mi skibi ta falsu, pa motibu ku pa nan, e ta difísil pa diferenshá kiko ta real for di kiko no. Esaki ta algu ku ami lo tin ku bai kambia, pa evita konfushon.

Loke mi ta bai skibi aki, mi por bisa bo ku e no ta kai bou di ni ‘fake news’ ni sátiro. Mi ta bai konta presis loke a sosodé, na e manera ku ami a eksperensi’é.

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Muhénan mièrdè asin’aki no meresé di haña un bon hòmber!

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Poko dianan ei mi tabata atendé ku algun kos den mi kamber, i mi tabata tende gritunan masha spantoso. Mi a tende un hòmber grita, zundra, i tambe mi tabata tende zonido di kosnan ku tabata dal kibra.

Mi a sali pafó i ripara ku ta mi bisiñanan tabata pleita asina. Mi a tende e hòmber zundra e muhé bis’é:

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Four questions that will help you find your purpose in life!

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My psychologist once told me the reason most people come in for therapy is that they don’t know what the fuck they want. (He said “fuck”, not me.) That might be true because living life without a purpose might make you feel kind of blue, therefore feeling pretty unhappy. Luckily for you, there is something that can help.

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Here’s the reason why men hate using condoms!

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First of all, having this discussion with women is pointless. I will more likely win an argument with my dog about him peeing on my car tires than convincing women why wearing condoms for men are effective but pretty undesirable.

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Finalmente, ata e 3 ingredientenan ku bo mester pa bo bira un bionario.

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Si semper bo tabata ke a bira un mionario òf asta un bionario, e ora ei awe ta bo dia di suerte. Stòp ku tur loke bo ta bezig kuné. Bai sinta bo so den un kamber, òf sinta un kaminda ku niun hende no ta stroba bo, ya asina tur bo atenshon lo ta na loke mi ta bai splika. (Lesa e artíkulo aki promé ku e bionarionan ‘delete’ e for di Internèt.)

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Porfabor, no hasi e kos aki ora bo ta bula den avion!

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Esaki ta algu ku a pasa mi, pero ku mi no a konta boso ainda. Mi lo mester a hinka e historia aki tambe den mi buki ‘Hink’é aden’, pero si mi lo a hink’é, e ora ei lo no a sobra nada pa mi konta boso ora mi no tin nada di hasi.

Eniwee, e kos a kuminsá asina aki:

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Final di Miss Curaçao Teenager un bia mas a laga mi keda sin palabra!

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Ayera anochi den Curaçao Renaissance Hotel, mi a presensiá final di e sertámen Miss Curaçao Teenager 2018. E bia aki lo mi kontené mi mes i evitá di duna mi opinion pa motibu ku delaster bia mi a duna mi opinion, famianan a manda menasa ku yen kos pa mi via di Facebook. Mi tin basta enemigu kaba p’e kosnan ku mi sa skibi, i mi no mester di mas. Pues e bia aki, ta potrèt so lo mi pone. Lo mi no bisa nada, pa despues mi no tende ku ta ami ta negativo.

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This is how Chinese men are the simple solution to our “lack of men” problem!

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The world’s population has been over seven billion people for seven years already, which according to many people—and I 100% agree with them— is more than what the planet can sustain. China alone is putting a lot more pressure on that. China’s population is at almost 1.5 billion people. This overpopulation caused them to apply a ‘one child per family’ policy which was introduced in 1979. Families who fail to comply with this rule would face huge fines and have to undergo abortions. Sterilization was also forced on the Chinese people.

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Pronto Aqualectra lo tin ku bai rekompensá pueblo kada bes ku koriente bai.

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Aktualmente señor Darick Jonis ta dirigí Aqualectra komo direktor interino pa Aqualectra i e ta kandidato fuerte pa bira direktor general di Aqualecra. Sinembargo, e lo bai hañ’é ku un tarea fuerte, komo ku Aqualectra a pèrdè un kaso kardinal den Hoge Raad.

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Pa bisa bo frankamente, yu’i Kòrsou ta yu’i p*ta!

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Pa di promé, e nòmber di e artikulo aki di ningun forma ta representá e bèrdat ni mi opinion riba e pueblo yu’i Kòrsou. Di ningun forma mi ke insinuá ku niun hende ku ta yu’i Kòrsou, ta yu di p*ta. Apsolutamente ku nò. Nan ta pió ku esei. Nan ta mama di tur p*ta. Un yu di un p*ta ta un hende inosente. E no por yuda ku su mama tabata p*ta. Yunan di Kòrsou si no. Nan ta hendenan egoista ku ta solamente wak pa nan mes.

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